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so i just pulled my shirt up and there was brown stuff looking like boogers coming out of my belly button, I picked a piece and took a whiff...it smells like shitttttttttt! wtf is happening to me?
#5
This calls for a "Pics or it didn't happen"
Maybe someone who hates you rubbed shit in there when you fell asleep.
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so i just pulled my shirt up and there was brown stuff looking like boogers coming out of my belly button, I picked a piece and took a whiff...it smells like shitttttttttt! wtf is happening to me?
...Uh.
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#7
Is your asshole collecting lint?

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#9
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#12
this is serious...i like picked it out now but theres still like residue of it left, like I can see it in my belly button...wtf.
#14
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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#16
thats not ur belly button

seriously, people dont even know the human anatomy anymore
#18
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This calls for a "Pics or it didn't happen"
Maybe someone who hates you rubbed shit in there when you fell asleep.

WE NEED PICS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#21
You are most certainly going to die.
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#22
that happens when you dont clean it. Its just dirt and lint thats been there way too long.


EVERYBODY!
rub your finger in your belly button for about 15 seconds then smell it! it ALWAYS smells bad
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#25
maybe you ruptured your intestine and it is now leaking Sh*t inside you
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#26
Quote by Erik_Aero
It's called lint, and it is quite common I think.

I just looked on wiki and it says its supposed to be in a blue-grey color, this shit on me is brown dude....the hell?
#27
So...we don't clean our belly buttons while showering anymore?...Kids these days...

TAKE A SHOWER, Captain Stomach Shit! And if need be, use a Q-tip on your belly button. Jeese, kid, it's not that hard.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Dec 23, 2009,
#28
You have AIDS.

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Quote by GoobaSun
I just looked on wiki and it says its supposed to be in a blue-grey color, this shit on me is brown dude....the hell?

Mine changes depending on what shirt i'm wearing. White shirt=white lint. Light blue shirt= light blue lint.
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
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#31
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You have AIDS.

EDIT:

Mine changes depending on what shirt i'm wearing. White shirt=white lint. Light blue shirt= light blue lint.

Ive been wearing a white shirt the whole day today.
#32
Quote by GoobaSun
I just looked on wiki and it says its supposed to be in a blue-grey color, this shit on me is brown dude....the hell?

Maybe you haven't cleaned your bellybutton in a long time?
#34
1.have strange smell coming from bellybutton
2.tell pit-monkeys about
3.????????????????????????
4.profit
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#35
dude ... you have a perforated bowel. O_O

i.e. ... go to the ER! immediately!
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#37
I make a thread asking for help and 1 out of 30 posts is serious....nice job guys, real nice, stick a fork up your asses, I'm gonna go shower. Bye
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Quote by GoobaSun
I make a thread asking for help and 1 out of 30 posts is serious....nice job guys, real nice, stick a fork up your asses, I'm gonna go shower. Bye


i would say it's more pertinent that you get to the hospital. but ... showers are ... relaxing ...
#DTWD
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