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#1
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/


Trailing in the wake of Fuck My Life, My Life is Average, Texts From Last Night, etcetera, comes the newest edition of thousands of twelve-year-old girls obsessing over a horrible book, and even worse movie. I, an attractive sixteen year old girl, have read every book (unfortunately), and was dragged along to see the first movie, but this website is taking it too far.

Comments? Concerns? Funny or idiotic MLIT's? post em here!


here's a sample:

Quote by mylifeistwilight.com
Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


Last edited by fearofthemark at Dec 23, 2009,
#3
why dont you go sparkle elsewhere
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#4
I have quite too much twilight in my life already. And trust me, it is always too much.
#5
Mein gottfried! I think this is just a joke tbh
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#7
Who's letting all these women on the internet?
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#8
Quote by mattman93
Who's letting all these women on the internet?

It's those durned lappytops! Now a woman can be in the kitchen and still rile up honest folks on the interwebs
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#9
Quote by tragorious
why dont you go sparkle elsewhere

My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#10
Quote by Well.......
Ok, seems pretty stupid and pointless to me. Just like the others.

texts from last night are hilarious. Speak out of your mouth, not your ass.
Quote by Strato-Massacre
yeah you shouldnt have told the pit to rape your mom.

Quote by Kensai
It's not sexist, girls are just too stupid and weak to hold up doors and stuff for themselves.
#11
Quote by mattman93
Who's letting all these women on the internet?

Schecter C-1 Classic in Seethru blue <333
Schecter Damien FR
Roland AC-60 acoustic amp
Boss GE-7 EQ
Line6 Ubermetal Distortion
Sigma Dx Acoustic
#13
Quote by fearofthemark
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/


Trailing in the wake of Fuck My Life, My Life is Average, Texts From Last Night, etcetera, comes the newest edition of thousands of twelve-year-old girls obsessing over a horrible book, and even worse movie. I, an attractive sixteen year old girl, have read every book (unfortunately), and was dragged along to see the first movie, but this website is taking it too far.

Comments? Concerns? Funny or idiotic MLIT's? post em here!


here's a sample:

Give up, mark. You shall never surpass my profile views

All you do is promote many kerfuffles in the already sexually defunct minds of the pit monkeys
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#15
I'm not a fan of all these lolblogs, honestly.

but it kills time, so I'm game.

edit: wow, this just sucks complete and utter ass
Last edited by maXterbat0r at Dec 23, 2009,
#16
109 year old murderer sexing 17 year old...

sounds legit
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#18
Quote by Aerokizzombie
Give up, marsha. You shall never surpass my profile views

All you do is promote many kerfuffles in the already sexually defunct minds of the pit monkeys



You're just kerfuffled because you know that you can never have my curves and DD breasts
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#19
Quote by Aerokizzombie
Give up, mark. You shall never surpass my profile views

All you do is promote many kerfuffles in the already sexually defunct minds of the pit monkeys


Edit:^ It's ****ing spreading
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#20
Quote by fearofthemark
You're just kerfuffled because you know that you can never have my curves and DD breasts

alas you are correct


pun
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#22
Quote by ieatu
I guess the new favorite word of the pit is Kerfluffle. :S


kerfluffle is the new brang.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#23
Quote by Aerokizzombie
alas you are correct


pun



ouch, that was painful


Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#25
Quote by ieatu
I guess the new favorite word of the pit is Kerfluffle. :S

you are correct, sir.

ofcourse, this possible overuse of the word kerfuffle will most likely result in a kerfuffle with the mods resulting in kerfuffle becoming banned - just as the pear did as a resukt of its kerfuffle - at which time we will go underground for many centuries until we have the chance to spring a surprise kerfuffle which will be the last kerfuffle over kerfuffle and kerfuffle will be free again.
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#26
Quote by Aerokizzombie
you are correct, sir.

ofcourse, this possible overuse of the word kerfuffle will most likely result in a kerfuffle with the mods resulting in kerfuffle becoming banned - just as the pear did as a resukt of its kerfuffle - at which time we will go underground for many centuries until we have the chance to spring a surprise kerfuffle which will be the last kerfuffle over kerfuffle and kerfuffle will be free again.


not if i have anything to do with kerfluffle.
#27
Quote by genghisgandhi
Whomp was the new brang. Kerfluffle is the new whomp


I guess whomps were short-lived, I don't remember it
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#28
Quote by Aerokizzombie
you are correct, sir.

ofcourse, this possible overuse of the word kerfuffle will most likely result in a kerfuffle with the mods resulting in kerfuffle becoming banned - just as the pear did as a resukt of its kerfuffle - at which time we will go underground for many centuries until we have the chance to spring a surprise kerfuffle which will be the last kerfuffle over kerfuffle and kerfuffle will be free again.

No kerfuffle will stay because because kerfuffle is pit generated much like Faster Tom Run!
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#29
Why do I only imagine 13 year old females wishing they were vampires typing these up with their friends? Do these people REALLY have to obsess so much? Ffs, being a vampire isn't that great. You're damned forever to feed on blood. None of this bollocks romance and sparkles or werewolves. Just pure damnage.


BRANG
"We were one among the fence"
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You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
Last edited by Insanitydenied at Dec 23, 2009,
#30
Quote by Insanitydenied
Why do I only imagine 13 year old females wishing they were vampires typing these up with their friends? Do these people REALLY have to obsess so much? Ffs, being a vampire isn't that great. You're damned forever to feed on blood. None of this bollocks romance and sparkles or werewolves. Just pure damnage.


No, Twilight is pretty much just romance and sparkles.
Quote by guitarxo
I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

Quote by Bladez22


every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#31
Originally Posted by mylifeistwilight.com
Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT


Straight up, I'd break up with the bitch if she tried that with me. I think a lot of us would.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#32
Quote by genghisgandhi
Whomp was the new brang. Kerfluffle is the new whomp

Ackward was the new whomp. Kerfluffle is the new ackward
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#33
Quote by fearofthemark
No, Twilight is pretty much just romance and sparkles.

Well I brang damnage into there. I meant real vamprism is just pure damnation.
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#34
Quote by JAHellraiser
Ackward was the new whomp. Kerfluffle is the new ackward

no.

it has always been and shall always be kerfuffle. I dont want to start a big kerfuffle over this, but I will if I have to.
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#35

BURN IT
A Celebration For The Death Of Man...

Quote by Madison Perella

Thats not even sensible I base myself like this I like power I don't understand emotion. Knowledge is key and fire pokemon own.

#36
I hate you for posting this.
That is all.
Quote by eterom11
Yes, it is then!

You are truly a god among men.


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Dear Scribbllez I Googled it my good sir,
A hearty lol it did stir.


Ending Autumn
#37
I posted one. I doubt they'll show it so I'll post it here.

Last night I saw an article about a horse rapist and the lad who rapes horses looks like Jacob. MLIT
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Why do you hate America?
#38
Excuse me for a minute while I slam my head against the nearest wall.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#39
Has anybody been reading the comments on the posts? Clearly 4Chan has gotten to this site before us.
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



Quote by KissingShadows
People always tell me I solo like Zakk Wylde. Thats how I know that I suck.
#40
this thread turned into a pit slang thread
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yeah, the movie was complete tat.

Avoid, unless you enjoy ruining things that you enjoy.


You can call me Cam, Cameron, or any other variation
Mortal Enemies with Primus2112
And everybody's singin'la, la la la, la la la
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