#3
I don't think it's supposed to be a picture of the guitar he's trading but a random picture of himself. I doubt he is serious about this though because there are no pictures of the LP.
#4
I do believe that post is a joke. Although I wouldn't mind having that Kramer Focus 5000.

#5
of course he's not serious.
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