#1
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

let's fuck shit up

please don't take this too seriously

We're going to track santa and give commentary on this bitch, starting tomorrow night, and I think it's fit to do frequent updates.

So, Santa-related discussion here as well but as soon as all the tracking begins, CLICK THAT LINK!

just kidding, take this shit very seriously

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Last edited by WyvernOmega at Dec 23, 2009,
#2
i dont want to rain on your parade.

but hes fat
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#3
Quote by WyvernOmega
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

let's fuck shit up


please don't take this too seriously

We're going to track santa and give commentary on this bitch, starting tomorrow night, and I think it's fit to do frequent updates.

So, Santa-related discussion here as well but as soon as all the tracking begins, CLICK THAT LINK!

No I'm taking this fucking seriously, Santa's a big fucking deal.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#4
Quote by mattman93
No I'm taking this fucking seriously, Santa's a big fucking deal.


Shit yeah. You don't fucking disrespect Santa.
#5
F*CK YES.
I'm ready.
Bring it on, Claus!
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#6
Haha, it's this again.

The people on the news did a whole 10 minute segment on Santa and his movements this morning. They even interviewed this really serious guy about Santa, and the amazing technology his sleigh has. I'm pretty they also spent some time talking about this site. I'm totally checking it.
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#7
im gonna set a system of levers and pulleys to trap him


dammit those pulley systems rock
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#8
NORAD uses four high-tech systems to track Santa – radar, satellites, Santa Cams and fighter jets.

...so you know

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#10
this was last years route. sorry N./S.America
Last edited by Tempoe at Dec 23, 2009,
#11
Quote by Tempoe
this was last years route. sorry N./S.America

Nobody likes china, not even Santa

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#12
holy f*ck, flight starts in 1 hr 13 min 30 sec
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Last edited by dylan08 at Dec 24, 2009,
#15
when he gets over my house i'll be sure to be on my roof with a shotgun
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#16
So how does this work? Does he show up near the location of the last person that clicked the link?
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#17
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So how does this work? Does he show up near the location of the last person that clicked the link?

No, it's a live feed to his location, dumbshit

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#18
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No, it's a live feed to his location, dumbshit

Well, sor-ry.
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#22
I have a loaded 12 gauge & a 9mm Luger waiting on Santas fat ass to come down my non-existant chimmeny. Wwe told my neighbors kid that if you don't have a chimmeny that Santa won't come, he's been bugging his dad to build a chimmeny on the side of the house so that Santa will come.
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just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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#23
Quote by Tempoe
this was last years route. sorry N./S.America



im no scientist but he did miss a spot or two
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#24
little do you all know, Santa is actually a ninja and will cut your face off and wear your blood on his suit if he so much as hears you breathe.

just kidding, but seriously think about it.

who else can sneak into that many houses, in one night, and then get out undetected. Only a friggin ninja.
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#25
That fat son of a bitch is NOT getting in my house again!

Last year, I didn't set out cookies. HE ATE ALL THE OTHER GODDAMN COOKIES JUST OUT OF SPITE.

If that bastard wants to play hardball, we'll play hardball.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#26
He's not getting away this time. Not after what he did to my family last year. This time I'll trap in a corner, grab an icicle and stab his weak spot that makes him capable of magic, then I will look directly into the camera and say, "Ice to meet you."
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#27
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He's not getting away this time. Not after what he did to my family last year. This time I'll trap in a corner, grab an icicle and stab his weak spot that makes him capable of magic, then I will look directly into the camera and say, "Ice to meet you."


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
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#28
Looks like he's getting closer. The Chinese failed to take him out... it's up to the UK now.
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