#1
That's right, it's time for another game thread! And now it's Christmas themed!

The idea is based around the Twelve Days of Christmas song, except you make up you're own crap! I make the first post (i.e. the first day), then the user below me makes the second post (i.e. the second day), and so on and so forth carrying on in that fashion till we end up with all twelve days of Christmas! Then start over!

For example:

I would put, "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a llama pissing on a fir tree."

Then the next person would put, "On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two cold beers and a llama pissing on a fir tree."

And it would continue in this way until the twelfth day is reached then the process will repeat.


so yeah, that's all I've got, get to it!


On the first day of Christmas, my true love game to me: a sandblasted turkey.


eDit: i know I'm not funny, get over it.

eDit2: for shits and giggles here are some alternate versions of the song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oPio60mK4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4j1paMC5SM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8-aTwgP6_E
#2
An lolwut pear in a wat tree?

Totally didn't read OP.
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#3
On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me: one bloody tampon
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#5
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On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me: one bloody tampon

should be two bloody tampons...... i have a feeling this is going to fail.....bad.....


eDit:
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An lolwut pear in a wat tree?

Totally didn't read OP.


i'm gonna be honest with you, i probably should have seen that coming, but i didn't....
#6
What the hell are the 'twelve days of christmas' anyway? I swear there's only one. Or two, if you count Christmas eve.
#8
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

5 TEBOW TEARS!!

#10
on the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me...

six angry russians
Go Veg.
Last edited by im not mental at Dec 24, 2009,
#11
On the 7th day of xmas my thrue love gave to me. 7 strains of syphillas
6 reserved posts because somebody has no imagination
5 Teebow Tears
4 somethings missing
3 went right past its
2 bloody tampons
and a laughing pear in a pear tree?
Wtf kind of Christmas is this??????
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#13
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On the 7th day of xmas my true love gave to me.
7 strains of syphillis
6 angry russians
5 Tebow Tears
4 somethings missing
3 went right past its
2 bloody tampons
and a lol wut pear in a wat tree?
Wtf kind of Christmas is this??????

fixed.
Go Veg.
#14
Quote by im not mental
fixed.

I'll run with that.
On the 8th day of xmas my true love gave to me.
8 Mods a banning
7 strains of syphillis
6 angry russians
5 Tebow Tears
4 somethings missing
3 went right past its
2 bloody tampons
and a lol wut pear in a wat tree?
Wtf kind of Christmas is this??????
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
8....

uh


8 do-dads

EDIT:
goddmanit


fine

9 watch-a-ma-call-its

EDIT:

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Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
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#16
On the 9th day of xmas my true love gave to me.
9 Trolls a Trolling
8 Mods a banning
7 strains of syphillis
6 angry russians
5 Tebow Tears
4 somethings missing
3 went right past its
2 bloody tampons
and a lol wut pear in a wat tree?
Wtf kind of Christmas is this??????
#17
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 woodlice glowering at a pinecone that had gotten on the wrong side of each of the aforementioned woodlice in 10 unrelated incidents
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Dec 24, 2009,
#18
Quote by whalepudding
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 woodlice glowering at a pinecone that had gotten on the wrong side of each of the aforementioned woodlice in 10 unrelated incidents

sounds like Tim Minchin. Is it Tim Minchin, or are you just funny?
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#20
...and Alan Partridge in a pear tree.
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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
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