#1
Indeed it is so. I live with a bunch of guys, and one of them brought home a rather inebriated buddy. Said buddy proceeded to pass out on the couch, as is the custom for drunk folk. Well, about 30 minutes ago, he stood up, walked over between me and this guy's chair, whipped out his pecker, and took a leak in the dude's shoe. I'm not talking a little sprinkle...I mean like a 20-30 second whiz, mostly into this the shoe...~30% in the carpet. We yelled at him, and I even smacked his face in an attempt to wake him, but he didn't so much as flinch. We had to sit there and watch as he continued his tinkling in my floor, and then went back to the couch, laid his face on a guitar's headstock, and passed out again. All we could do was toss the shoe, still full of about a pint of piss, into the yard, and clean up the rest as well as possible.

I suppose the point of the thread is to ask what the hell I could have done to prevent this. Seriously...wtf do you do to stop someone who isn't even awake from pissing everywhere? I'm honestly pretty ticked right now, because he's just going to think it's funny in the morning.
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#3
Don't let them in?
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#6
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Make him wear a banana hammock ?


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#10
Dude he was drunk, you should be grateful he didn't piss in your face.
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#11
Piss on his face.
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#12
Dude, you don't smack someone in the face when they're drunk, regardless of whatever footwear they're pissing into. He'll regret it in the morning and you won't be able to get him to shut up.

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#14
I'd be furious. Kick him in the balls and throw him out.


then kick him again
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#15
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#17
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Don't, unless you want a carpet full of piss... Better the shoe than the carpet...
#18
Pour it into his own shoe. Or just piss into it yourself. Or piss on him.
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#21
piss in his mouth
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#23
I've got a mildly similar story. In my house, my mates were all sat around after a night of drinking, some of them asleep, some of them watching TV. At one point, a girl who's asleep stands up, walks over to the fireplace and starts stroking it. Then she stands in the middle of the floor, squats like she's going to the toilet, and drops her pants. All the people awake see her vagina. She stays there for a few seconds, then looks around really confused and says "Well, where's your toilet?" in an angry voice, then wanders off upstairs to the toilet. She didn't remember any of this the next day.
#26
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I've got a mildly similar story. In my house, my mates were all sat around after a night of drinking, some of them asleep, some of them watching TV. At one point, a girl who's asleep stands up, walks over to the fireplace and starts stroking it. Then she stands in the middle of the floor, squats like she's going to the toilet, and drops her pants. All the people awake see her vagina. She stays there for a few seconds, then looks around really confused and says "Well, where's your toilet?" in an angry voice, then wanders off upstairs to the toilet. She didn't remember any of this the next day.



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#28
Believe me, I want to do a lot of these. Honestly I'd like to kick him out, but if I do that, all I've accomplished is putting a passed-out drunk guy in my front yard...

Honestly though...was there anything I could have done to stop him while he was pissing? How do you bring a sleepwalking drunk guy to his senses?
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#29
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Believe me, I want to do a lot f this. Honestly I'd like to kick him out, but if I do that, all I've accomplished is putting a passed-out drunk guy in my front yard...


remove his shirt, soak it in the piss and put it back on him
#31
Yeah, you're right...I guess I'm just not used to dealing with drunks.

Although, I still may do some sharpie-art. What should I draw, if I do?
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#33
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Yeah, you're right...I guess I'm just not used to dealing with drunks.

He can be a douche anyway though, so I still may do some sharpie-art.


If he does something similar again, kick him out. But for now, do what the quote below me says.

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#35
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Let it go man, he was drunk and there isn't anything he can do now.

Still, you have to be a massive douche anyway to piss on someone's floor, even when drunk. In all the times I've been drunk, not one person has pissed on someone's floor. You still have to be a knobhead to do it.
#36
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Still, you have to be a massive douche anyway to piss on someone's floor, even when drunk. In all the times I've been drunk, not one person has pissed on someone's floor. You still have to be a knobhead to do it.


Two wrongs don't make a right. Doing it back won't achieve anything, nor any retaliation. I've seen people thinking they are jumping on a trampoline when they were in a kids pool.
#37
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Doing it back won't achieve anything, nor any retaliation. I've seen people thinking they are jumping on a trampoline when they were in a kids pool.

Still, he's passed out drunk. You're practically legally required to draw a giant jizzing cock on his face.