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i was about to go to bed 5 minutes ago when i noticed that the rest of my family were sound asleep. so i decided to go check out the presents pile. i was really worked up because i was hoping that my parents might have gotten me a squire starter pack so i could learn to be a great guitar player like john paul jones. i started shaking the presents around to guess what was in them and then i saw it. to bernice from santa. SANTA! i had been watching tv in that room since 10. and i knew santa was to fat have stuck past me. especially after all of those santa traps i set up. so that must mean.......
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MY DOG IS SANTA!!!!!