#1
I found this a as group on Facebook. Pretty self-explanitory. Things you can do to make the pizza guy nervous.
So lets hear it Pit. As usual, be as sick as you want.

Heres what the group had.
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them
#5
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Answer the door naked.

Or dressed in drag...
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#6
Or tie a rope around your neck as if you are about to hang yourself.

Then answer te door telling him now is not a convenient time..
#7
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Answer the door naked.


this.
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#8
Didn't read all of them, but if I was the pizza guy and the first ten or so happened to me I wouldn't be nervous, I'd just think to myself...oh, it's a thirteen year old's attempt at being funny and I'd just be annoyed if anything else..no offense to any thirteen year olds here.
#9
answer the door naked with a dog collar and leash on. and makeup. and "blood" all over you.
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#10
I never mess with anyone taking my food order. You're asking for them to either spit in your food or something worse.
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Or tie a rope around your neck as if you are about to hang yourself.

Then answer te door telling him now is not a convenient time..



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#16
not funny at all.
I was doing this shit 15 years ago.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#17
Let people have some fun. you just sound like a pretentious jerk by getting angry at these. very few of us are ACTUALLY going to do these, its just a funny thing to think about.
#18
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Let people have some fun. you just sound like a pretentious jerk by getting angry at these. very few of us are ACTUALLY going to do these, its just a funny thing to think about.

Let people have fun? So wasting the time of a hard worker trying to make money to support him and/or his family is fun?
#19
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Let people have some fun. you just sound like a pretentious jerk by getting angry at these. very few of us are ACTUALLY going to do these, its just a funny thing to think about.

who's angry?
it's just not that funny to do, even less to think about.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#20
When he comes to your door hold a gun to his head and ask him if you look like a bitch.

Pose as a Jehova's witness when he comes to your door.
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#21
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who's angry?
it's just not that funny to do, even less to think about.


Then leave? If you don't think it's funny, why are you here?
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