#1
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Ramadan to all you dudes
Out of self indulgence (well actually a Pit Monkey I have on Facebook suggested this) I thought I should let you know that today is by birthday
Now what dost thou haveth for me?
#2
What a crummy day to have a birthday.
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#4
Way to spell Hanukkah wrong... and Hanukkah is over. Expect no gifts from me.
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Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#5
TS is Ron Weasley, he pmed me it as fact.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#6
Bonne fete et joyeux noel, I give you some cookies n milk!
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#7
Wait...

Jesus has a UG account?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#8
Quote by AlecMag
Wait...

Jesus has a UG account?


Does anyone remember that user named Jesus that would talk like Jesus? He was here before I got banned I remember.
#10
Somebody promised to make a birthday thread for me a while back. Yesterday was my birthday. No thread.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#11
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Way to spell Hanukkah wrong... and Hanukkah is over. Expect no gifts from me.


I thought there was no real way to accurately spell Hanukkah/Chanukkah?

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#12
Quote by due 07
Does anyone remember that user named Jesus that would talk like Jesus? He was here before I got banned I remember.

He was by far my favorite Uger ever. I havent seen him around lately though.

On Topic: I can't stand people who make birthday threads for themselves, so I got you nothing.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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I;m rdruk I feel no pain

#13
I brought thee the gift of Frankincense!
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In hell they make you play Mario Kart for all eternity. Every race you almost win, but then get triple blue shelled 5 feet from the finish line and get forced to watch everyone pass you.



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