#1
so i offered a bet to my friend, if he is to last the year without a gf (assuming he breaks up with his current one) and stay single all year, i will buy him a russian mail order bride.

the problem is, he isn't sure whether or not to choose between a russian mail order bride and his gf. so in an effort to resolve this choice, i decided to ask the good people in the pit.

the question is simple, russian mail order bride or GF.
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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#3
But Damon, if i am to do this. it will be exactly 365 days without sexual intercourse...

Why did you actually waste peoples time with this? :P
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#4
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But Damon, if i am to do this. it will be exactly 365 days without sexual intercourse...

Why did you actually waste peoples time with this? :P


bazmeister is the friend in question.
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#5
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turd girl


That'd better be a turd.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#7
well, this thread took off........
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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#8
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which part of "trap" didn't make sense?


watch yourself bub.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#9
This isn't msn, Dont expect instant replies :P
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The Necropeadophile lyrics are great. It has such a bouncy rhythm, like a twisted nursery rhyme.
#11
This is a serious situation which requires the careful planning and thoug- RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER BRIDE!
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#12
TS, I would like to take that bet. And I would like a nice blond young beautiful bride from russia.
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#13
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TS, I would like to take that bet. And I would like a nice blond young beautiful bride from russia.


i'm willing to negotiate seeing as bazmeister is unwilling to play ball.
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Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#14
But i already have a nice young blonde girl from Australia :P
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The Necropeadophile lyrics are great. It has such a bouncy rhythm, like a twisted nursery rhyme.
#15
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i'm willing to negotiate seeing as bazmeister is unwilling to play ball.


As if I am able to get a girlfriend
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#16
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As if I am able to get a girlfriend


i bet if you tried, you could. although chloroform does increase your odds.
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#17
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i bet if you tried, you could. although chloroform does increase your odds.

does raping girls count as breaking the bet?
Damn...
arr well...
I guess eternal love from a mail order bride is better then 1 minute of happiness.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#18
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does raping girls count as breaking the bet?
Damn...
arr well...
I guess eternal love from a mail order bride is better then 1 minute of happiness.


1 minute of happiness...........plus a lifelong rape charge.........
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#19
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1 minute of happiness...........plus a lifelong rape charge.........


Only if they find you...
that's why I usually go to Australia to do it.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#20
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Only if they find you...
that's why I usually go to Australia to do it.


escape on the back of a kangaroo aye?

well we need more peoples opinions to sway this stubborn person! c'mon people, show your support for the motherland!!!!
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#22
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Arnt they like a couple of grand? enjoy wasting your money


trust me, this would be worth a few grand to see happen.
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#24
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What about a poll?


i would if i knew how
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#25
Just get the russian mail order bride, you can teach her to do new things
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