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#1
I was just reading a girl magazine-thing... It's called "Topp" or something like that. Norwegian.

But yeah. I just read about some girl who was asking for some advises... She had been having a little fun with a carrot and put it up in her vagina. And up there, it broke. Like, half of it was stuck. I lol'ed pretty hard when I read it ! Though I could kinda imagine it was painful...
But yeah, the advisers told her to go see a doctor. Obviously.

But yeah. If you got a carrot stuck in either your vagina or in your ass... What would you do ?

I'm still laughing..
#2
Oh.

You're a girl.


I don't think there will ever be a carrot stuck up my ass unless I consumed it first.
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#4
Hey I'll try anything once...

I read about a story about a guy who tried putting this strong pepper candy up his ass. Needless to say it ended badly.
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Last edited by Kensai at Dec 25, 2009,
#5
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I don't think there will ever be a carrot stuck up my ass unless I consumed it first.


With your ass?
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#6
pics or it didn't happen.

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#7
I'd stick a rabbit up there


I like to use cucumbers, however, they're much sturdier.
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#9
when will the madness end mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!
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#10
There was a story about a girl who done the same thing, but with a sausage

Supposedly, she solved the problem with a pince or something.
#11
eh some girl at my school did that...but it didnt break but its stil funny with the subtle remarks when the moment calls for them
#12
I was watching TV with my friends late at night and was flipping through the channels, and some chick died using a carrot to masturbate. Everyone on the show kept saying it was death by Killdo. We all laughed uncomfortably as my friends mother was nearby, then watched sponge bob.
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#13
It's better than laying on the side of a swimming pool naked with your intestines hanging out of your ass.
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I was watching TV with my friends late at night and was flipping through the channels, and some chick died using a carrot to masturbate. Everyone on the show kept saying it was death by Killdo. We all laughed uncomfortably as my friends mother was nearby, then watched sponge bob.

manswers
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#17
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It's better than laying on the side of a swimming pool naked with your intestines hanging out of your ass.

first thing I thought of too.

atleast she didn't use a glass tube.

****, this hurts just to think about and type. and to think that story was in playboy If anyone actually reads playboy that would have scarred them for life.
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#18
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Actually, I think it's 1000 ways to Die.
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I think it was 1000 ways to die actually
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#20
There's a sex advice column which runs in a daily newspaper here. One guy wrote in inquiring if pouring orange juice down his partner's vagina was a good way of dealing with an unwanted pregnancy. I lol'd pretty hard at that one.
#21
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I think it was 1000 ways to die actually

ohh, yeah it was.

ehh, same voiceover dude. I get confused
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#23
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GUTS

goddamn i love that story
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#24
first day ive been on ug for a couple days and since its christmas i find this thread.

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#25
haha that would suck to have happen. i dont think ill ever have that problem though. haha
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#26
Depending on the depth, I would say visit a proctologist or a general surgeon

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#28
that would never happen to me, because my vagina is very juicy and big
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#29
There was a thing on 1000 ways to die about someone who stuck a carrot in her vagina. It ripped it or something, and then pushed air in which got into her bloodstream and killed her. We can all learn something from that: Use extreme caution when inserting vegetables into orifices other than the mouth.
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#30
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There was a thing on 1000 ways to die about someone who stuck a carrot in her vagina. It ripped it or something and then push in air which got into her bloodstream and killed her. We can all learn something from that: Use extreme caution when inserting vegetables into orifices other than the mouth.

I find that incredibly difficult to believe

But, warning taken.
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#32
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I was watching TV with my friends late at night and was flipping through the channels, and some chick died using a carrot to masturbate. Everyone on the show kept saying it was death by Killdo. We all laughed uncomfortably as my friends mother was nearby, then watched sponge bob.

1000 Ways to Die is the name of the show. I love that show lol
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#34
Well i'm male so no vagina and i have no need to stick it in my behind, but going for a dump would probably get it out.
#35
That is actually extremely dangerous. It can cause something called air embolism. Stick to penis, it also won't likely break in half while inside of you. Though this one time....
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#38
A girl in my school once got a hotdog stuck up there a few years ago. People are still laughing about it, actually.
#39
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A girl in my school once got a hotdog stuck up there a few years ago. People are still laughing about it, actually.

Are they still laughing because it isn't out yet?
#40
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More like, whats partially up Doc?

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