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FFS! Like 10 mins ago i was playing "Dying In Your Arms" by Trivium on my guitar. I'm still learning screaming and when the "yelling" part in the song came i tried to scream with it. I guess i pushed myself a bit too hard and i just shat my pants... yeah a sh1t came up from my ass into my pants. AND WTF! Just before the solo I ran to the bathroom and washed what i could with water and left my trousers into a bucket. I washed my ass also.

WHAT THE F.UCK AM I GOING TO TELL MY PARENTS WHEN THEY GET HOME! I yelled so hard that i shat my pants?! ;( FFS! WHY ME! WHY ON F.UCKIN' XMAS!
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    Last edited by strat07 at Dec 25, 2009,
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    Quote by strat07
    FFS! Like 10 mins ago i was playing "Dying In Your Arms" by Trivium on my guitar. I'm still learning screaming and when the "yelling" part in the song came i tried to scream with it. I guess i pushed myself a bit too hard and i just shat my pants... yeah a sh1t came up from my ass into my pants. AND WTF! Just before the solo I ran to the bathroom and washed what i could with water and left my trousers into a bucket. I washed my ass also.

    WHAT THE F.UCK AM I GOING TO TELL MY PARENTS WHEN THEY GET HOME! I yelled so hard that i shat my pants?! ;( FFS! WHY ME! WHY ON F.UCKIN' XMAS!

    Sounds like you played very messily.

    ps: washing machines get poop out too.
    Last edited by imicius at Dec 25, 2009,
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    Diaphragm =/= Crotch Muscles

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    #6
    why why why would you EVER tell anyone this
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    #7
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    why why why would you EVER tell anyone this



    Well how would you explain pants full of shit into a bucket?
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      #9
      wash them off in the shower? easier to explain soggy pants than poopy pants
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      #11
      do you know what's really weird.
      I'm ill, and I just shat myself a bit too.
      *High five*
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      #12
      My first day at work I wanted to get as much done as I could to impress my boss, but I really had to pee.... but I also needed to finish mopping.

      I ended up pissing myself. Nobody noticed, I just told them I got really wet cleaning the dishes. Good thing I had a mop with me.
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      #15
      like the title suggests anyways wash the pants out in the shower and if that doesn.t work tthrow out the pants

      now you know how to give child birth though so congrats

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      #17
      Were they crappy pants?
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      Maybe you played the brown noise....


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      Quote by DeuceMortius
      do you know what's really weird.
      I'm ill, and I just shat myself a bit too.
      *High five*

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      I guess you just found the Brown note. Congratulations.
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      #22
      If I shit my pants, I wouldn't make a thread about it

      If everything's clean, then you don't need to tell your parents do you?

      But tell them you're dog took a shit on your trousers and pants
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      ummmm better yet throw em out like I do.
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      #26
      Must be a shit song to play..
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      #27
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      Must have screamed the brown note.

      Edit: Dammit Jonne.i.



      but hey, great minds think alike right?
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      #28
      this is the best story I've heard in a fortnight
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      #30
      I feel your pain. The other week I was at a party, it was towards the end of the night and I was very drunk, and I decided to treat the room to a nice big fart. Yeah, I pushed a bit too hard. I was like this has never happened before! Luckily no one noticed and I sort of sidled off the the bathroom, where I proceeded to throw my soiled undergarments out the window onto the roof.

      In all fairness I had been in a fight earlier on in the night, so my body was probably not quite itself. A girl wanted me to share a spare bed with her, but there were still bits of shit on my jeans, so I was like, uhhh, I have to go now.....
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      Quote by Beserker
      I feel your pain. The other week I was at a party, it was towards the end of the night and I was very drunk, and I decided to treat the room to a nice big fart. Yeah, I pushed a bit too hard. I was like this has never happened before! Luckily no one noticed and I sort of sidled off the the bathroom, where I proceeded to throw my soiled undergarments out the window onto the roof.

      In all fairness I had been in a fight earlier on in the night, so my body was probably not quite itself. A girl wanted me to share a spare bed with her, but there were still bits of shit on my jeans, so I was like, uhhh, I have to go now.....

      Ouch I feel that. sortof similar experience.
      I shat myself in a public place(school during weight training) then went to the bathroom for extreme explosive diagherria for like 10 min. before I threw my boxer in the garbage. Noone noticed but good thing I didnt dress out or attempted to squat. The next 5 periods were extremely uncomfortable without my boxers.
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      #34
      I see people are suggesting you blame it on the dog. I remember reading a story on here where apparently a girl and a dude were having anal sex for the first time, the girl crapped all over the couch, the parents came home, they blamed it on the dog,

      And the dog got put down.
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      I see people are suggesting you blame it on the dog. I remember reading a story on here where apparently a girl and a dude were having anal sex for the first time, the girl crapped all over the couch, the parents came home, they blamed it on the dog,

      And the dog got put down.


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        #36
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        I see people are suggesting you blame it on the dog. I remember reading a story on here where apparently a girl and a dude were having anal sex for the first time, the girl crapped all over the couch, the parents came home, they blamed it on the dog,

        And the dog got put down.

        lol
        #37
        smooth move, exlax...im sorry
        Still, i lol'ed so hard...uh oh....*runs to bathroom*
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        #38
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        I see people are suggesting you blame it on the dog. I remember reading a story on here where apparently a girl and a dude were having anal sex for the first time, the girl crapped all over the couch, the parents came home, they blamed it on the dog,

        And the dog got put down.

        Better then putting you down. No?
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        I see people are suggesting you blame it on the dog. I remember reading a story on here where apparently a girl and a dude were having anal sex for the first time, the girl crapped all over the couch, the parents came home, they blamed it on the dog,

        And the dog got put down.

        Hahaha that was my story! They've got a new dog now and it hasn't happened since
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