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really into this girl i work with but im pretty sure she isnt attracted to white guys...shes white, 22 from germany and told me she has dated almost all blacks...what to do? give up?
Last edited by Sarin v2 at Dec 25, 2009,
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fake tan.

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#6
Why would you want a girl who only dates black dudes?

Have you ever thrown a hotdog down a hallway?
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Quote by Sarin v2
really into this girl i work with but im pretty sure she isnt attracted to white guys...shes white, 22 from germany and told me she has dated over 75% blacks...what to do? give up?


Either you have to be 75 percent black, or what you say is a lie as 75% isn't 100%, so she doesn't only date black dudes.

EDDIT: And she's probably trying to get past the German stereotype.
/is German.
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#9
Tell her you're from south africa. She'll be too embarassed to ask so she will just go along with it.

Also, pretend she's a mexican while you're at it.
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#10
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
Why would you want a girl who only dates black dudes?

Have you ever thrown a hotdog down a hallway?


ehhh i know but, shes really hot/fun
#13

do it.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#16
Play the bass to her.

Then play the bass by slapping your dick on it.
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#19
Sue the bitch for discrimination.

When will people learn that equality should apply to slags.
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#22
Tell her you're black where it counts.
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Tell her you're black where it counts.


He's an asshole?
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#29
kill all the blacks? but even then your chances are pretty slim...
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#30
Dude, seriously, she sounds like a slut. Imagine this same chick being spit-roasted by two black dudes. Thats probably her average Friday night.
Stay away.
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#31
Quote by DZCunuck
Dude, seriously, she sounds like a slut. Imagine this same chick being spit-roasted by two black dudes. Thats probably her average Friday night.
Stay away.


BWAHAHAAHHA. shes seems to just be a slut for blacks then
#32
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Dude, seriously, she sounds like a slut. Imagine this same chick being spit-roasted by two black dudes. Thats probably her average Friday night.
Stay away.


This.

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...Rape?...
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