#1
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

...kinda like my Maths teacher.
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#3
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

...kinda like my Maths teacher.


OHHH!! AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! **** you, that wasn't funny. Get out of my internet.

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#5
this thread isnt entertaining.

useless ecause everyone already knows it, and interesting just 'cuz.
#10
Hamsters blink 1 eye at a time.
Camels have an extra pair of transparent eyelids.
When a woman has her period, her middle finger shrinks slightly.
Everyone's fingers at their smallest around midday.
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#11
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OHHH!! AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! **** you, that wasn't funny. Get out of my internet.

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[Relevance]Skittles don't actually taste like the rainbow.[/Relevance]


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#12
Seriously, there's a huge thread on that already.
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#13
There is two to three times the amount of pressure in a champagne bottle than in an average car tyre.
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#14
Useless fact 1. Your an Idiot.
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#15
Don't even get me started...

The short-term memory capacity for most people is between five and nine items or digits. This is one reason that phone numbers were kept to seven digits for so long.

The Motown female group The Supremes, which dominated the pop charts in the 1960's, was originally called The Primettes.

According to Margaret Jones, author of a Patsy Cline biography, there are a dozen places in Virginia that could claim to be the hometown of the nomadic Cline. Her family moved 19 times before she was 15.

When the Yardbirds broke up in 1968, Jimmy Page was left to honor the band's commitments, performing as The New Yardbirds. The group eventually evolved into Led Zeppelin.

At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa.

The brass family of instruments include the trumpet, trombone, tuba, cornet, flügelhorn, French horn, saxhorn, and sousaphone. While they are usually made of brass today, in the past they were made of wood, horn, and glass.

Most toilets flush in E flat.

Approximately sixty circus performers have been shot from cannons. At last report, thirty-one of these have been killed.

The Boeing 767 aircraft is a collection of 3.1 million parts from 800 different suppliers around the world: fuselage parts from Japan, center wing section from Southern California, flaps from Italy.

A man irate about his income tax paid Uncle Sam with a plaster of Paris check that weighed several pounds. He wasn't all that bright, because once the government cashed the check, it was returned to him and he had to keep it for five years for his records.

On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

Parker Brothers prints about 50 billion dollars worth of Monopoly money in one year.

Calvin and Hobbes: Hobbes originally had pads on his hands and feet but Bill Waterson (the creator) found them too distracting and removed them.

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#17
Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam fame once attempt to lead a military coup to overthrow the Haitian government in 1987

Christmas Trees are an Arabic tradition, dating back to 3000BC

The primary ingredient in Spam is only known between 4 people in the whole world!

Spain is the only country in the world

Colonel Sanders did in fact hold a military commission, but ironically choked on some gristle before being posted to France during WWI


72% of facts are made up on the spot

Margaret Thatcher had a deathly allergy to minted peas

During the filming of The Shining, Stanley Kubrick's nose fell off several times due to the cold weather. Filming was suspended for a 6 month hiatus before a specialist in rhinoplasticy could be found in Colorado

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