#1
Pit, please help me identify what this cracker toy is. You will succeed where my entire family has failed; I hope that the hardcore Pit Monkeys here on boxing day will have a greater intelligence than the general population, and me.









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#2
Horseshoe

Actually maybe it's a ****ed up tuning fork. Bang it against a hard surface and then hold it between your teeth.
#5
A bottleopener?

Lol at the last pic
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#7
I think its like a slingshot thing?
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#8
Quote by Kensai
A bottleopener?

Lol at the last pic


I tried that. The Kronenberg wouldn't open, and I almost broke it.
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#9
its for cutting the foil/paper thats seals the top of a wine/champagne bottle
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Fractal Audio: AxeFX 2
Engl: Fireball 60
Zilla: Fatboy 2x12
Carvin: DC700
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Schecter: KM-7 MKii
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Jackson: DK2M
#10
nutcracker, obviously
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#11
Your last picture is simply hilarious
Is it something to put in or under a shoe?
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#12
Tried nutcracker. Didn't work.

If it's just for the foil, that's lame!

Glad you like the pics
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#13
wine bottle foil cutter.

put around the top of a wine bottle (that has foil on it obv.) squeeze and twist to take the foil off neatly and efficiently.....

amazing!
#14
Any of these look familiar?









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#16
Quote by bartdevil_metal
Tried nutcracker. Didn't work.

If it's just for the foil, that's lame!

Glad you like the pics


Im sorry, but that's it lol
ProTone Pedals: Attack Overdrive
Fractal Audio: AxeFX 2
Engl: Fireball 60
Zilla: Fatboy 2x12
Carvin: DC700
Carvin: Vader 7
Schecter: KM-7 MKii
Schecter: Banshee 8 Passive
Jackson: DK2M
#18
I laughed mr happyface.
Lulzworthy thread was lulzworthy.
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#20
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Imma let it die now. Merry Christmas guys!
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