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#1
Come on Pit! I want to hear how you Casanovas turn on those girly brains!
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Even though I'm english..

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#2
serious answer:
tease her, make fun of her in a funny way

trust me

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#6
i dont
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#7
I have a girlfriend, I don't know how.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#10
We all know why he's really asking this....
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#11
Quote by CrabSoldier X
your sig is dumb



So when shall we start?
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#12
Being nice and teasing them. It's quite easy if you're not extremely ugly if you want to.
#14
Quote by pitobodies
We all know why he's really asking this....



Seriously it's not that, I was just bored so I just posted this thread.
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Beautiful.
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Even though I'm english..

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#16
Quote by em!ly
i get attracted by douchebags who seem nice , then turn out to be total cunts . a fair few people have got with me by doing that . but i wouldnt personally recomend it


this is exactly what i mean!

no actually the casinator has it right

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#17
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I use my special powers to determine the charge associated with said lady. I then alter my charge by rubbing a balloon all over my body.

Are you positive that your method works?
#18
Quote by Deliriumbassist
I use my special powers to determine the charge associated with said lady. I then alter my charge by rubbing a balloon all over my body.

copycat
i used to be a mod, then i took an arrow in the knee.
#20
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I have a girlfriend, I don't know how.

+1
just.. happens.
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#21
Well, where I am now, I'm not attractive (France), however I recently went to the US, and as I am British, I was immediately sexy and good looking, so much so, that I now have a girlfriend and we are very much in love.

As for my methods, making fun, just a little helps, actually, just be generically nice and laughable. If you have a sexy accent it also helps a lot.
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#22
I leave red meat lying around at the edge of the forest and then wait underneath a pile of leaves with a shotgun.


Oh wait, you said girls.


With mah amhazin' geetar skillz yo.


Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#23
I don't try to attract girls, and that's what usually works. Some girls get tired of having guys always drooling over them when hanging out, at least the decent, non-*****-ish ones do.
#24
Wound small, fuzzy animals and leave them somewhere she will find it. When she sees it i start to nurse it back to health. If that doesn't work I hit them over the head with my club and drag them back to my cave...
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#25
be yourself and soon youll find someone that accommodates your needs and suits you well, if you act like someone else youll have a shitty relationship.

its when i acted like myself more and was true to me that i found my current girlfriend who is more like a best friend who i get to have sex with.
Although if you just wanna pick up a chick and have a one night stand kind of deal just be a douchebagge and add alcohol
#26
I have a girlfriend. I don't know how the fuck it happened. I just acted like myself. There's nothing you can really do to win a girl over. Be yourself, and she will either like you or not like you.
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Last edited by KGB_INC at Dec 26, 2009,
#28
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Care to cut your sig in half?

I will. Sorry.

EDIT: Is that any better? Do I need to take more out?
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#29
I think if you have it you have it, if you don't you don't. I think it's all about confidence and how you approach women, rather than trying to impress the whole time. But that could just be me.
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#36
I attract girls by not being black.
Am I bassist that plays guitar, or a guitarist that plays bass? A guitar in a bass amp, a bass in a guitar amp?
#37
Sex Panther! 60 percent of the time it works every time.
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#39
You could always try approaching girls without false pretenses, ie "I'm going to pretend that I just want to be your friend when I just want in your pants, then I'm going to get mad when you just want to be friends and call your boyfriend a jerk."
Isolation is a gift. All the others are a test of your endurance.
#40
Epic hair.




Well, it works.


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Quote by Dawginator
Well, where I am now, I'm not attractive (France), however I recently went to the US, and as I am British, I was immediately sexy and good looking, so much so, that I now have a girlfriend and we are very much in love.

As for my methods, making fun, just a little helps, actually, just be generically nice and laughable. If you have a sexy accent it also helps a lot.

High five for also being an Englishman in France We are a rare breed.
Last edited by JDbbx at Dec 26, 2009,
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