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matter of fact, besides the women in my family, I have never touched a female, or have had my lips about a foot from their body

its really sad, I really havent talked to anyone but you guys are strangers so Ill vent here.

All through high school I was the kid who bought expensive clothes, latest electronics, latest cell phone, but never talked to any female. If I did, it was nothing, I was scared, afraid, like if as I was talking to them with a huge pimple on my face, I looked away.

and if we clicked, she became a friend, to this day I havent even held a womens hand, never had a girlfriend. everytime Im hanging out with guy friends, and when they decide to go hang out with women, I go home, they even say "later man", because they no I have no business being there

my life has always been a trainwreck when it came to this stuff, and I always thought I was quite interesting, I was always varsity basketball, only kid who can play guitar in my town, most say Im funny, yet I have never seen a female nipple or know what a kiss even feels like

inside my hardrive I have near 50 gigs of porn alone, lately I have isolated myself from everyone, even my GOOD friends, I cut everything, 3 months now and I have been in my own little box, getting by with television, my guitar, and going to the mall to watch everyone else with girlfriends having a fun life

I dont know how much I can go any farther, Im 21 but it has felt like Im nearing the end of my life already and will die a selfless virgin, it feels like my youth is slipping away and then Im forced to work a 9-5 for the rest of my miserable life, because believe it or not this shit even takes a hit at my grades, so now its ****ing with my career

its ****ing with me, its pushing me, each and every milisecond, every hearbeat, every time I blink, its pushing me, its like a needle poking me every hour for the past 7 years

Im tired of the tonight show, Im tired of class, Im tired call of duty, Im tired of smoking, Im tired of shitty movies, Im tired of ramon noodles, Im tired of the internet, Im tired of snorting oxy, Im tired of driving alone towards nowhere, Im tired of my useless cellphone, Im tired of showers, Im tired of cutting my hair, Im tired of all the shit

sorry for rambling for so long, since I did I figured I might as well post myself so you can get a grip
have a great night Pit

#2
Do you have some deep seated need to be ridiculed? Seriously this isn't going to go well for you.
Take it to the relationship thread. The asshole percentage is much lower there than in the general population of the pit.
Good luck dude.
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#4
if you're thinking about killing yourself, perhaps you'd like to talk about this rationally for a bit.

if you're just messing with us, we're actually pretty compassionate people here and don't appreciate being taken advantage of.
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#6
that sucks man but dont rush it take things one step at a time
1.talk to female
2.befriend females
3.become friends with benefits with female
4. ask female out
5.make sweet monkey love to female

i wish it were that easy but if you just take things slowly you'll be fine, SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANSWER

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#7
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you have the instincts of a female, grow a sack of nuts and man up


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#8
Gotta be confident man.
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#9
dude everyone goes through crisis type things at 20. too young to have fun at school not old enough to live with a woman etc (emotionally) do you live with your parents?
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#12
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dude everyone goes through crisis type things at 20. too young to have fun at school not old enough to live with another woman etc. do you live with your parents?

have you never seen a nun? i bet they're desperate
#14
go to your nearest city, go enjoy the nightlife, maybe there you will find the woman you are looking for. you never know till you try man. and that is the greatest piece of advice i can offer. i have watched girls slip out of my hands to people that dont deserve her all because i never had the guts to ask her out.

so please, i urge you to try try try no matter if youll be embarassed or if shell say no you have to try or else nothing will continue to happen
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#15
No one dies a virgin.

Life ****s us all.

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#16
yes I live with my parents, and no im not suicidal so dont pm me with some hotline bullshit
im going to lay down now
#19
Quote by Kid Lucas

inside my hardrive I have near 50 gigs of porn alone,


Mate, that's nothing. In fact all of what you wrote is nothing compared to some of the people I know. If you need help if you want to change anything we've got alot of support on UG. There's the relationship thread thread if you want to pick up your game, the exercise thread if you want to get buff, the hugging thread if you just want a hug.

Don't do anything hasty without talking to someone first, please
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#20
Talk to your GOOD friends. They can help you with them, go meet some females. You just have to go for it dude. You might have some train wrecks but we all do! Its how we learn!!!

Stay strong dude, i dont like the tone of that post..
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#21
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You have never kissed a female... so, have you kissed a male?

not helping
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#22
cruel story bro
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#23
Weed + Talk to chicks =

Thats how I learned to talk to girls. I never got shy just said what I wanted to say and everything flowed well. Or hang around with somebody you know who gets a lot of girls, then you'll be the second option.(better than nothing)
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#24
Don't be so impatient, take of the pressure and you'll cheer up.
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#25
Well, it sounds from your post that you should have no problem getting with a lady. Perhaps it's just bad luck. Keep your head up, kid. Most of the time (in my experience anyway) the harder you look for love, the harder it is to find.
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#26
You're going to have to make yourself take that further step of initiating a relationship, you can do it!
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#27
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if you're thinking about killing yourself, perhaps you'd like to talk about this rationally for a bit.

if you're just messing with us, we're actually pretty compassionate people here and don't appreciate being taken advantage of.

Now I feel like a dick.
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#28
I'm 19 and I haven't, either. nbd, though. It's not like it's the most important thing ever. Just live on.

You're not a bad looking guy, though. I'm sure if you tried you could get some pretty easily.
#29
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Im tired of the tonight show, Im tired of class, Im tired call of duty, Im tired of smoking, Im tired of shitty movies, Im tired of ramon noodles, Im tired of the internet, Im tired of snorting oxy, Im tired of driving alone towards nowhere, Im tired of my useless cellphone, Im tired of showers, Im tired of cutting my hair, Im tired of all the shit



That shit is probably messing with your head. Stop it.

Here's what to do: Get yourself to the pub tonight, have a few drinks and just mingle with the females. Might be difficult at first but you'll get the hang of it. Now get off the computer and go forth.
#30
I feel you, mate. I'm 19, and I only lost my kiss virginity two years ago. Though, I've still yet to have sex. I've only had two girlfriends. Yeah, it sounds great from the perspective of never having one, but it was a pain, and they were both awful to me.

I used to dwell on those issues, but then I realized there's so much more to life. Just do what you enjoy. Play guitar, or whatever else makes you happy. It may not get you a girlfriend or get you laid (though if you become a good enough guitar player and join a band, you WILL get laid). In finding hobbies and enjoyable things to do I've been mostly successful on taking my mind off my depravity of women.
#31
yeah, girls tend not to walk up to guys and dry hump them. you may actually have to befriend chicks and get to know them a little before you can even think of making one your girlfriend. take yourself out of that little box and go get 'em
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#32
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It's never too late to piece your life back together, you can always make an extra effort, just take a dive and talk to that cute girl, nothing big has to come out of it, you may just make a great friend.


that's what he's had his entire life though. i know the feeling. it seems silly, but it really is on a basic needs level. we all want to feel loved and we need to be embraced by another. physically and emotionally. there are certainly exceptions depending on the person.

TS is a guy who just wants to be loved. he's socially awkward when it comes to girls.

this is a deep-rooted self-esteem issue methinks. it's not as simple as "gotta be confident."

you don't have low self-esteem because girls don't like you; girls don't like you because you have low self-esteem.

the other thing is, i'm certain plenty of chicks have been interested in you. the only people who fear rejection more than guys though are girls. they will just not say anything and suffer silently until their crush fades and they like someone else. you have to go out in spite of yourself and show some initiative. be forceful. walk up to a girl and strike up a conversation. when you're about to leave ask if she'd want to continue said convo over dinner sometime. boom. if she says yes, she probably likes you. girls are stupid ... but not that stupid. they'll know.

but you can't do any of that until you start having more respect for yourself and hold yourself in much higher esteem. gotta love yourself before you love anyone else, man. and from your post, it doesn't sound like you do.
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#34
I dont know why, you are a very attractive guy. Physically and mentally it appears. Not that I can comment much on the inside, but you seem pretty fun, and looking at your picture you are pretty attractive.

Maybe its not you, but perhaps them. Cliche, but maybe its true in this case. Where do you live?
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#35
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Now I feel like a dick.




don't!

you can feel my dick though.
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#36
sex is overrated
you know when you really have to piss super bad?

and you finally let it out?

it's like a five minute orgasm

compare that to the one minute one you have in sex

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go drink some water, take a piss and feel better
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#38
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#40
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I dont know why, you are a very attractive guy. Physically and mentally it appears. Not that I can comment much on the inside, but you seem pretty fun, and looking at your picture you are pretty attractive.

Maybe its not you, but perhaps them. Cliche, but maybe its true in this case. Where do you live?

Dude

I think this guy's hitting on you
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