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#2
get high?
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#3
Get drunk.

On Special Brew.
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#4
Quote by CG Man16
get high?

this
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
Get drunk.

On Special Brew.

and this.
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You should be using UG classic.




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#5
Call me when you're 18.

For your birthday party, why not smoke pot and play lasertag?
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#10
go ****ing nuts
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#12
Quote by em!ly
both at the same time ?
Well, smoke pot and then play lasertag.

Playing lasertag while high is the shit.
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

☮∞☯♥
#13
Ride a 16 year old boy like there's no tomorrow. You'll make his life better forever.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#14
do me.
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Sony 5.1 system
#15
Become educated. It has the best long term benefits...
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#16
Quote by em!ly
and i need birthday party / activity ideas . so far all i can think of is getting drunk , which i do quite alot anyway . i wanna do somethin special , but i dunno what ( but no super sweet sixteen crap )

Invite all the special guys.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#18
16 eh? Too young.
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#20
As a fellow female on UG, I just want to make sure you know that it's not a wise idea to mention that you're not quite 16 and get drunk often in the Pit. You're not going to get interweb-raped or anything but it doesn't set you up with a very good reputation if you do end up becoming a largely recognizable user.
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#21
Quote by vintage x metal
As a fellow female on UG, I just want to make sure you know that it's not a wise idea to mention that you're not quite 16 and get drunk often in the Pit. You're not going to get interweb-raped or anything but it doesn't set you up with a very good reputation if you do end up becoming a largely recognizable user.



ahh shit .. i didnt think of that ... guess that makes me a pretty dumb under 16 who gets drunk alot :/ whoops
#22
Quote by Kensai
16 eh? Too old.

Translated from it's original Swedish.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
Ah, 16. What a shitty age.
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#28
Quote by em!ly
12 ? my bloody brother is 12 . he likes spiderman and the friggin hulk . and 99 is .... urgh *shudders*


What wrong with liking spiderman?
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#29
Quote by Jackal58
Translated from it's original Swedish.

Well, 15 is the legal age...
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#30
Quote by rockingamer2
What wrong with liking spiderman?

Ninja Turtles are obviously better.
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#32
Quote by Kensai
Well, 15 is the legal age...

Oh Kjell, it's boys like you that my friends rely on to steal alcohol from while wearing low-cut shirts.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
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tateandlyle
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#33
Hugs NOT drugs
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#34
Quote by em!ly
12 ? my bloody brother is 12 . he likes spiderman and the friggin hulk . and 99 is .... urgh *shudders*


Dude, Spiderman is like, the shit. What are you smoking?
#35
Get high, have sex, and call me.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#39
Get an entire slab of Heineken.

Then play the game "Drink 'till you can't walk" with your friends, than go out in search of the opposite sex.

Always a good combo.
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#40
Quote by vintage x metal
Oh Kjell, it's boys like you that my friends rely on to steal alcohol from while wearing low-cut shirts.

It's friends like yours that I rely on getting drunk
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