#1
My uncle fell asleep on my toilet while taking a shit and im positive he fell asleep because I can hear is fatass snoring.

so what do I do?
#3
Glue him to the seat, it'll be hilarious when he wakes up.

Trust me.
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#5
Quote by catalan123
My uncle fell asleep on my toilet while taking a shit and im positive he fell asleep because I can hear is fatass snoring.

so what do I do?


Does this mean he is farting?
#8
pics
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#10
i would take pics and glue him but he locked the doors so I can't get in and plus hes been in there for about 20 min so I don't think I really want to go in there
#11
Quote by ctb
Wake him up. What a stupid question.


I've tried already but he won't wake up
#12
Quote by catalan123
i would take pics and glue him but he locked the doors so I can't get in and plus hes been in there for about 20 min so I don't think I really want to go in there

You can't pick a lock? Christ what are you kids learning these days?
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#15
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#18
well he just came out of the my restroom but he went into my other restroom I think I am just lure him outside with food

thanks anyway
#19
Quote by Prototype4342
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I've been off here for a year and come back to a response like that.

Makes me feel so old.


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#21
- Call an ambulance
- Tell them you think he's had a heart attack on the toilet
- Get them to break down the door
- Film the panic and horror that ensues
- Post it on YouTube, and link it

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#22
^^ What the hell man?
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


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#24
Quote by Kensai
You can't pick a lock? Christ what are you kids learning these days?

Creationism. Also, start yelling terrorist. That should get him off his heiny.
#26
Get a monster mask or costume

Turn off the house power

setup a cam

wait till he comes out or wake him

scare him then post vid on youtube

Edit: gees use your imagination
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.