#1
Me and the gal are looking to have a romantic evening alone.

only person who might be there is my brother.

how, exactly should i get him out of the house, considering that he's often an asshole for the sake of being an asshole...
#3
Anal.
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#4
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Anal.



icwatudidthar.... and it was clever as shit.
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#5
Anal.

Edit: Beaten

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#6
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
icwatudidthar.... and it was clever as ****.

That was quite a tight pun.
#8
Say, "Hey dude, it'd be really cool if me and my girlfriend could spend the evening alone. I don't ask much of you, and if you could find something to do away from home that'd be awesome."

If he's dick enough to not take that, just shoot him.

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That was quite a tight pun.


I just shat myself laughing.
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#9
do it infront of him

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#10
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I just shat myself laughing.

Well this is a stinky situation.
#12
I would tell him your planning on banging her. Tell him if he wants to stick around to see/listen he's welcome too. Knowing this he will prbably leave.
#13
pay him monies to leave?
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#14
I love the puns you guys have. Some of them you seem to just pull out of your asses.
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#15
Quote by Captain Insano
I would tell him your planning on banging her. Tell him if he wants to stick around to see/listen he's welcome too. Knowing this he will prbably leave.




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#16
Quote by PhillyHendrix
I love the puns you guys have. Some of them you seem to just pull out of your asses.

Some of them were kinda corny.
#17
1. hand him a ten spot
2. tell him to go see avatar or something
3. if this does not work, beat him up
#19
What a shitty thread.
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#20
Just go somewhere else...Christ
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#21
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Just go somewhere else...Christ


aw come on, dont be such a party pooper.
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aw come on, dont be such a party pooper.


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#25
just lock him out of the house
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#26
Quote by Eminored
Buy him a hooker. Then you both can have a "romantic night".

Or threeway.


I think he spent all his money on his 'gal'


Just kidding TS, I'm sure she's a lovely girl.
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#27
Pay him.
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#29
Quote by coryklok
Come on guys, these puns are getting kinda brown.
Well, it looks like someone is getting a little butthurt.
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#30
Ask him to turn the other cheek and do something nice for once?
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#31
Tell him not to be a **** blocking bitch and go out for a while, your getting some pussy.
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#32
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Well, it looks like someone is getting a little butthurt.

This thread is losing it's fiber.
#36
Only in the pit will a thread asking for a way to get your brother to go away for a romantic evening turn into a shitstorm of puns relating to the human posterior.