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#3
i keep a butterfly knife, switchblade condoms and an Eskrima stick hidden in key locations just in case. I'm prepared no matter what happens.
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#5
is there a point to this thread?
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#7
You know the drill.

1)Wrap it
(oops, doesnt fit well, take it off....forget)
2)BABIES

it's simple.
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#8


always keep one at the bedside


wait wat
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#10



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youre right. i just checked the dvd i have agian and it is in D standard. i dont think Metallica has ever done a song in drop D, or drop C for that matter.

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#11
condoms AND the pill. you can never be too sure. although usually i just use a condom and call it even. but to be honest, each party she be using their own birth control to be truly responsible.
#DTWD
#12
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#15
girls cant get pregnant now.
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#17
My penis is so small he doesn't need any protection. He slips in under the cover of darkness, no one knows hes there, then he slips out and everybody wins.
Honeybiscuit is here.
#18
Quote by primusfan
also, my compaq presario is my protection:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090612202347.htm

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Refraining from ejaculating too frequently (the recommendation is to only engage in sexual intercourse every other day around ovulation)
I refuse to have sex every other day out of one week of the month.
#19
yeah. according to the article, all i need to do to be infertile and therefore get to **** with no protections ... is have fun.
#DTWD
#20
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What's this coat hanger business?
/noob


Back alley abortions.
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#22
I'd love to have the discussion if you can give me any valid reasons against it (excluding actually trying to get (somebody) pregnant).
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No they don't, and UG is proof...
#24
they can't get pregnant if they're on top. that's just science.


on topic: i've never used a condom, but i've only had sex with one girl, and we're about to be married, so i wouldn't have that much of a problem with the pregnancy right now.
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#25
A Chav's form of Protection is a bus shelter.

I always use a Condom, but I feel better if she's on the Pill.


Also, you should always keep a coathanger, plyers, bread-knife, lube, hacksaw and binbag handy.


And maybe a video camera
RIP Tom Searle.
#29
protection, you say?

a bulletproof vest and a .45 caliber Colt pistol.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#31
I hate condoms, it makes sex like trying to play a piano wearing boxing gloves.
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#33
It's so weird to see Frenchy as "One of us". Still have to get used to that.
daytripper75

Bullieve


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Second you dance.
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#34
Quote by JayT44
It's so weird to see Frenchy as "One of us". Still have to get used to that.



its abit like seeing a teacher outside of school - no authority anymore

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#35
Quote by Silver-spear94
its abit like seeing a teacher outside of school - no authority anymore



i dunno, he could still call the big dogs down on us.

but it is a little weird that technically we could flame him and get a warning for flaming, rather than a perma ban for flaming a mod.
#36
Me and the wife have two kids already, so a while ago, she had a certain medical procedure carried out... now it's risk free bareback riding all the time.

#37
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Then, about two minutes later of just plowing, I can feel it coming. She's still moaning and rolling back, and then I pull out. I grab her by her hair, pull her head up, and yell out:
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"
#38
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Me and the wife have two kids already, so a while ago, she had a certain medical procedure carried out... now it's risk free bareback riding all the time.




now what are you gonna do when your kids read that

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#39
Quote by Silver-spear94
now what are you gonna do when your kids read that



Invite them bareback as well. Duhh!
RIP Tom Searle.
#40
Quote by MH400
Invite them bareback as well. Duhh!



sir, i am disappoint.


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