I have the metal shop pack on Podfarm, but what settings does sturgis have? Can anyone tell me?
I found that he uses this

central station
rme 800
mackie onyx 800
pod xt (but i use pod farm)
monster power

But how do I get these? What are they?
Man, I helped you with this shit on msn, how about you use your ears and find something that works for you instead of trying to dig your way out of actually learning to use those things on either side of your head.

Even if there is some Joey preset out there, it is not magical and will probably not work for you, because Sturgis tone relies on well recorded and edited guitars, with quality pickups and his ears sculpting the sort of tone he hears in his head.