#4
So besides being black and saying "Darth" on them, what do they have to do with Darth Vader?
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
Epiphone Les Paul Jr. (Modified)
Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

Orange OR-15
Marshall Valvestate VS100
#5
nice packaging
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#7
Are they all sold in action figure packaging?

Adidas always has some comfy shoes, however. Got me a pair of superstars and some other pair that I can't find the name of
#10
Quote by genghisgandhi
This. Cheap gimmick is cheap.


+1
If I'm going to pay money for "Darth Vader" shoes, they had better make the appropriate sound effect, every time I take a step.

EDIT:
Quote by JacobTheMe
I already own the coolest shoes ever.



Quote by Zero-Hartman
Damn you, bodyheatseeker

Quote by Paramore.
bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#11
Darth Vader Adidas is an anagram for da Darth Vader AIDS. Just sayin'.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#14
they look like grandpa shoes.
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#15
Quote by Oli_Leprechaun
you forgot to add - "imho"


Who said it was an opinion?
#16
I find your lack of lace disturbing...
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#17
Quote by NoLaurelTree000
they look like grandpa shoes.

i was gonna say grandma shoes, but yeah this
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#18
Quote by Kensai
I find your lack of lace disturbing...


They cleary have laces ....
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#19
the real question however is if can you tie them with the force though

████████████████████

███████████████████████
███████████████████████

█████████████████████

███████████████████████

█████████████████████

█████████████████████

███████████████████

█████████████████████

████████████████████
#21
There is so much cashing in going on I don't even know who's cashing in on who
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#22
I Fkn Want Em
Pink Floyd is Teh Best


Xbox Gamertag = Nick Schro

Lets blaze, put this in your sig if you want to get high
#24
Do they breathe like Darth Vader when you walk with them on?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#25
I got the 'Sketchers' versions. Now whenever I walk they make the asthmatic breathing sound
.

Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#27
Id much prefer Chewbacca shoes. Big, furry, and theyd go BRLRLRLRLRLRARARALALLELLAE whenever i step.
>>-(ಠ_ಠ-<<
>>-(. Y .)-<<
>>> . (<<<
>>-( Y )-<<
Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#28
Get a pair of those and the bitches will be all over you.

trust me.
Quote by JohnnyV
I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


Music things

PRS SE Custom 24
Epiphone G400
Vox AC15C1
#29
Quote by DirtyMakik
Do they breathe like Darth Vader when you walk with them on?

This. Would be awesome.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#30
Quote by entity0009
This. Would be awesome.

When you put ur foot down they exhale, and when you pick it up it inhales. I would have to walk with the perfect rhythm though, I simply couldn't walk quickly with Darth Vader shoes.
#32
Darth vader isn't even on them...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#33
Quote by cornmancer
When you put ur foot down they exhale, and when you pick it up it inhales. I would have to walk with the perfect rhythm though, I simply couldn't walk quickly with Darth Vader shoes.

Yes, I could see that. If you walked too fast it would sound like something out of Star Whores.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#34
Quote by entity0009
Yes, I could see that. If you walked too fast it would sound like something out of Star Whores.

And if the speakers ever break the last sound the shoes utter is that one scream.
#35
Quote by entity0009
Yes, I could see that. If you walked too fast it would sound like something out of Star Whores.






You deserve a lol-stack for that.
Quote by GArrigan
that sir was done with class


Hear the wind
whispering your name
twice the encouragement
of the real you