Poll: Beef Jerky
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Yes
211 82%
No
45 18%
Voters: 256.
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#2
Yes, very much actually
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#4
who doesnt enjoy a nice jerk
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#6
Yeah it's awesome. Peppered beef is the best. I also like the Jack Links buffalo chicken nugget things. So horrible for you but so good.
#7
If you dont like beef jerky then you can hand me your balls right now, you wont be needing them.
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#9
**** yes too bad it's really expensive

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#11
Any day of the week, friend.
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#13
Jack Links Original Hickory Smokehouse FTW. I've got a bag in my room right now.
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#14
ya beef jerky is amazing, I love the jalapeno kind although it does horrible things to my intestines...


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#16
Beef jerky
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#17
in the US......yeah , but i live in the UK and can only find sh|tty Morrison brand jerky....not nice at all F*CKERRRRSSSSS
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#19
Yes, but TS, that jerky you posted is an abomination. I'll only eat home made jerky because that stuff that comes in a bag is so gummy and tastes awful.
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#20
i love except when its really chewy, its still good but makes your mouth sore
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#21
The gods consumed the earth and the angels and shat out beef jerkey.
Then He said, let there be music. Thus, there was a funky beat.
#24
I'm a big fan. I tried deer jerky the other day just so I could say I did it. I wasn't impressed.
#26
homemade is infinitely better than massproduced. but if i have to buy from the store, i like jack links
#27
Hellz yeah!!!

I love jerky so much I bought a dehydrator so I could make my own. The only problem is I can make 5lb's on Sunday then by Monday it's already gone... which makes me sad! Luckily I can make more Monday, which makes me happy... it's a vicious cycle!

I once heard a Chuck Norris joke on this topic... Chuck Norris eats beef jerky, and shits gun powder... So in the morning he eats jerky, in the after noon he shits gunpowder to fill a bullet to shot a cow to make more beef jerky... it's what some call the circle of life!!!
#28
No, I'm a vege- I couldn't even pretend.

I LOVE beef jerky AND deer jerky. Homemade is the best. In fact, I'm going to get some nao.
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#29
YES. Teriyaki flavor ftw. Too bad its too expensive.
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#30
It's the only way i'll ever eat beef, which is weird. Considering the fact that i'm from Alberta.
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#32
I gonna have to give ya a no-ski this one. The very first time I bought beef jerkey...well lets just say it was the equivalent to a leather shoe. With that being said, I'll leave this behind...

#33
read it?
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#34
Peppered jerky FTW. I have had ostrich jerky before; it was somethin different.
#35
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I gonna have to give ya a no-ski this one. The very first time I bought beef jerkey...well lets just say it was the equivalent to a leather shoe. With that being said, I'll leave this behind...


There's your problem!
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Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#36
Beef jerky is the greatest, manliest food ever. It's been known to cause spontaneous beard growth.

I'm gonna make some tomorrow, but first I'll slaughter the cow with my bare hands, cause thats how manly beef jerky is.
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#39
Beef Jerky is quite possibly one of the best things known to man. Luckily I have a bulk package that im going to grab after I post this. I love it, I got this really good stuff that is kind of homemade but still sold at a store. It was kinda like a farmers market. Best beef jerky ever.

And it is manly. So there is a plus
#40
The gas station in town sells it homemade from their father.
I bought a bag full of it. Shit was so cash.
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