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Does anyone here watch Jersey Shore. I have to say, this is probably the worst show to air on tv in the history of tv. I am embarrassed to say i am an Italian from New Jersey because of this show. What do you guys think?
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Never watched it, but everyone says it's the funniest shit ever (in terms of how bad it is)

Everyone was correct.
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#4
Saw it once on tv, I didn't understand what was going on in it. I still am confused as to what a "guido" is.
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#5
no, the Jeff Dunham show is the worst show to hit the air waves
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#8
Oh come on, every other ethnic group has at least one TV show that horribly stereotypes them. You're actually in the majority now.
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#11
Jersey Shore's entertainment value goes unmatched. Seriously.

Notice I said "entertainment value." This does not mean it's a "good" show. Still very watchable though.
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#12
My understanding (and I may miss some nuances): "Guido" = bad Italian-American stereotype + massive douchebaggery.

Watch about 5 minutes of "Jersey Shore," you'll learn all you need to know about this particular breed of asshat...I would be kind of embarrassed, too, if I were one of the millions (?) of non-douchey Italians in the tri-state area.
#13
Mike "The Situation" lives about 25 minutes away from me.

Most people from Jersey aren't anything like the show portrays


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Saw it once on tv, I didn't understand what was going on in it. I still am confused as to what a "guido" is.





That is a guido.
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^My god, it hurts to look at him...
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#16
people from Jersey really are like that though...How dare you try and hide the truth by calling these people anomalies...
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Jersey Shore's entertainment value goes unmatched. Seriously.

Notice I said "entertainment value." This does not mean it's a "good" show. Still very watchable though.

100% agree.
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Mike "The Situation" lives about 25 minutes away from me.

Most people from Jersey aren't anything like the show portrays


EDIT:




That is a guido.


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That is a guido.




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Damn was gonna post that... eh I'll just post some of my favorite lines from it then.

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In the first week alone, it seemed like Sweetheart and the Situation were sweethearts, and a romantic situation seemed to be developing, but then Sweetheart decided to complicate Situation’s situation by starting a new situation with Ronnie, Sweetheart’s allegedly preferred sweetheart. When the Situation found out, the situation started to spin out of control, when The Situation started spinning out of control. The Situation stormed off, presumably, to take his mind off the situation by watching CNN’s The Situation Room alone in The Situation’s room. Meanwhile, Ronnie, Sweetheart’s sweetheart, and Sweetheart sat in the kitchen eating (in a perfect world) sweet tarts.

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#25
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people from Jersey really are like that though...How dare you try and hide the truth by calling these people anomalies...

he's right. ever heard of this guy?
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I am embarrassed to say i am an Italian from New Jersey because of this show.

*looks at TS' location*

I would say "I see why you're embarrassed"
but the real question is "how are you not already on the show?"
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They make fun of this show on SportsNation. There was a poll that was "What is a bigger disgrace to the state of New Jersey?" the choices were "New Jersey Nets" and "Jersey Shore".
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They make fun of this show on SportsNation. There was a poll that was "What is a bigger disgrace to the state of New Jersey?" the choices were "New Jersey Nets" and "Jersey Shore".



That is a really tough choice...

Imma go with the Nets on this one...
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I have no idea how this show is insulting to Jersey. This is just a subsection of Jersey and New York that actually exists, it doesn't have to portray all of the area.

...I'd know, I live in the area. I have family in Staten Island, my cousin is actually a guidette.
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I dont understand why people even want to look like that
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*looks at TS' location*

I would say "I see why you're embarrassed"
but the real question is "how are you not already on the show?"


I'm not guido?
THIS IS MY SIG. BE JEALOUS.
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That is a guido.


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#35
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I'm not guido?

it was sarcasm


^I thought the same thing. the guy on the right is freakishly too orange
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it was sarcasm


^I thought the same thing. the guy on the right is freakishly too orange


hehe ok. its hard to detect sarcasm on the internet.
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Yeah I saw one of the commercials and the guy was like "If hating is your profession, Ive got a full time job for you." I just stared at the TV while throwing up in my mouth a little bit
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#39
Tough Italian guys used to be cool.
The mobsters had class and intelligence greater than a golf ball or squirrel.

Now the typical "Italian Tough Guy" wants to take you out fist pumping, instead of out to dinner to meet his "family".
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Mike "The Situation" lives about 25 minutes away from me.

Most people from Jersey aren't anything like the show portrays


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That is a guido.



My god it's so orange.
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