Poll: Left, Right, or something else?
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View poll results: Left, Right, or something else?
Left
98 61%
Right
25 16%
Anything goes
37 23%
Voters: 160.
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#1
..do you wash your left arm or right arm first? or something strange like legs up
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#2
Left first because I'm right-handed.

My order of washing goes:

Hair wet
Body wet
Arms, chest, back
Legs, balls + wang
Hair
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#5
You know what's funny, if the water supply came from the opposite end, then this whole poll would be in opposites. Lol.
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#6
hair>chest>left arm>right arm>right leg>left leg>privates>back>ass>rinse.
#7
I run in cock first, that way I get over the shock of the temperature quicker

hmm... kinda reminds me of my first sexual encounter actually...
Last edited by Capt_Clarkson at Dec 28, 2009,
#8
hair > left arm > chest > right arm > back > left leg > right leg > balls > ass
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#9
right arm, left arm, face, chest, back, privates, legs, hair.
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#10
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Left first because I'm right-handed.

My order of washing goes:

Hair wet
Body wet
Arms, chest, back
Legs, balls + wang
Hair


Holy shit, same!
#12
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#14
Hm, Usually I let the shower run on my feet then my back and clean my neck and work my way down. Then if I feel it is needed I wash my hair.
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#16
Well I am right-handed, so I take my right hand, grab the shower gel, pour it in my left hand, and wash my right arm. Trying to get the gel in my right hand takes some thought for me
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#17
i have a presice order: shampoo hair>wash left arm>chest>stomach>right arm>upper back>lower back>right leg>left leg>gouche/balls>ass

basically top-bottom order
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#18
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Feet upwards. It makes so much more sense to do it in order.

So that all of the dirt from your upper body flows back down to the lower areas of your body that you've already cleaned?
#19
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i have a presice order: shampoo hair>wash left arm>chest>stomach>right arm>upper back>lower back>right leg>left leg>gouche/balls>ass

basically top-bottom order


This to the letter though after all that I then wash my face then shave my chest.
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#21
Hair first, the front of the body down, then back of the body down.

But my left arm is washed first out of the arms.
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#23
Do the Pitmonkeys not wash their faces?
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#27
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I laughed way to hard at this.

Anyway, shampoo, face, chest, back, arms, legs/ crotch.

. i can't remember the last time i scrubbed my feet..
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#29
wet
shampoo hair
shave face
rinse off face and hair
condition hair
shave chest/arms (left first)
rinse
shave waist down, starting with left leg, up then back down right leg.
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#30
Usually my torso, then arms, legs, neck and underarms.
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#31
Hair first, then belly and chest, working up to my arms, then back down to my wiener and then my legs.
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#33
1. Rub shampoo into hair.
2. Wash wang etc
3. Arm pits
4. Body
5. Rinse shampoo
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#34
Left arm
Right arm
Chest
Dick
Legs
Feet
Neck
Face
Hair
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#35
I was my third leg first.
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#37
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. i can't remember the last time i scrubbed my feet..

I do it anyways. It really tickles though! I don't like it.
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#38
Allways right! I allways perform the same procedure:

-Hair
-Right Arm
-Belly/torso
-Left Arm
-Left leg
-Right Leg
- My Back
-Private area
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#40
Hair wet, shampoo, rinse, conditioner, soap left arm, right arm, body, legs, feet, rinse conditioner.

Mmmm, coconutty.
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