Anything by nickelback makes me want to take an enormous crap.
Gibson Les Paul BFG Gator
Line6 James Tyler Variax JTV-69
Line6 Pod HD500
Blackheart Handsome Devil
hardcore punk, i always take quite an aggressive approach towards taking a poop.
I don't know.......

........though I play a worms game on my phone when I'm constapated , keeps me from being bored
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
i turn the tap on and listen to flowing water. helps relieve constipation. I had a urinary tract infection recently so i was listening to bombtrack by rage 'burn burn motherfuka burn'
I was just thinking about it this morning, I was listening to The Adventure by Angels and Airwaves and I was thinking to myself.. This is great.
Matthew 7:7 ""Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you."

Pop Punk! Check us out!: Flinch
Bleed it Out- Linkin Park
Squier Affinity Series Stratocaster
Epiphone G-400
Line 6 Spider
Dunlop Crybaby Wah

"Wish I Had This" Gear:
Guitars- G&L, Gibson, PRS
Amps- Egnater, Bogner
Effects- Fulltone, JHS, Eventide
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blood and thunder - mastodon

This, and 43% Burnt-Dillinger Escape Plan
Crazier than a fish with titties.
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That was a great troll, and it made me laugh. Which then made me cause I was having a good time being scared shitless

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Grandfather clocks and jizz.
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The Flight of the Valkyries.

I really don't think there could be a better answer.

Sir, I salute you.
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Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD

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NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


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Pro tip, kids - girls are NOT impressed by your blood.

Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!

Singing along with it only makes it better.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
I don't listen to music while pooping. I read the newspaper.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
Frank Zappa - Why does it hurt when I pee?
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

We raise the Vibratory so high
That all untruth will fall of its own dead weight
The unedited version of Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull. The song is around 43 min. So if you're not done by the end of the song its time to just give up.
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blood and thunder - mastodon

That was genius!
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It has a penis so I'm assuming it's a man.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it

Primary Colors by The Horrors

You've never been constipated until you've been constipated listening to sad British guys playing shoegaze.

Oh, and if you're not constipated, and just taking a run-of-the-mill dump, listen to White Walls by Between the Buried and Me.

Epic shit will be epic.
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The Bloodbath Burlesque Orchestra
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Deluxe Skull Mace w/ Custom Sheath & Dagger

found that in the self defense section, y'know in case you need to defend yourself from a ****in orc

Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
We were once playing Dimmu Borgir outside our music room which has a washroom adjacent. Some guy came out and claimed it was the best shitting music he had ever heard.
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The Flight of the Valkyries.

or, alternately,

also sprach zarathustra
Go Veg.
I've tried listening to music while I crap but it's just too distracting. I enjoy silence when I'm on the toilet.
Ring of fire.

I went to drain the snake once with my MP3 player on random, just as I pulled my magic wand out I had the theme tune from Rocky come on. I have never felt more manly than that moment.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
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I don't listen to music while pooping. I read the newspaper.

There's a turd hanging out of me arse!
I strained and I pushed till me sphincter bled.
There's a turd hanging out of me arse!
It won't come out, it won't go back,
It's turtle's heads!

Turtle's heads turtle's heads,
hanging down me leg!
Turtle's heads turtle's heads,
hanging down me leg!

Turtle's Heads by the Macc Lads.
Stand up and cheer if you like SimCity

Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up

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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."