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so last semester in my leisure studies class a guest speaker came in and had us write down on note cards what we liked about ourselvs in the 3d person, which was terribly awkward, and then weather or not we would be our own friend if there was another one of us. (hope that makes sense) anyways i thought that was a very interesting idea. so ill start:

i like that i am funny or ben is funny

and i would probably not be great friends w/ myself, just because im kinda awkward and i generally befriend ppl who are less awkward than i am. lol.
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#3
Sure.
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#5
**** yes i'm the coolest person i know

and i don't have any other friends
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#6
hell no
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#7
Only if I gave myself free beer for hanging out with me.
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#8
"That Sean fellows kinda weird, he reminds me of a rapist"

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#9
I hate ctfod, he's a prick.
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#13
I contradict myself and am far to bossy to enjoy myself.

I'm also too perfect. >_>

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#14
probably. i'd get annoyed with rosa a lot, but she tries to be pretty nice to her friends, so i think it would be okay
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#15
I would only hang around with myself because I would be the only black student in my class. Which would make two of us. brothers stickin together and all.

And I'm smokin' hot(lol), so if i was girl I'd even do myself...
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#16
I'd kick me in the nuts, and then slit my throat as I lie writhing in agony on the ground. Then worry I'd been too nice.
#17
i love myself
im awesome
if i was another me
id totally have sex with myself
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srsanswer: no lol
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#19
Only if he puts out.
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#20
**** no, HuckIt is such an asshole.
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#21
I personally think that I'm a wanker, yet I have many friends.

I think that people usually judge themselves fairly harshly. I would probably class myself as arrogant, because I've had a good education thus far and am fairly well read, and I know it.

I dunno.
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#22
Probably. Same interests, same abilities... Same way that you treat other people...

Then again, I tend to be a dick without meaning to.
#23
I think the question is, if you cloned yourself to become your own friend, would it be gay to have a devil's threesome with yourself?
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#24
Of course!!! I like all the same stuff as myself!!!

In all seriousness, I think the above is true, therefore we'd have some pretty good conversations.

Take away our similarities though, and I'd say probably not. I'm not very good with conversation. It's not that I'm shy, and it's not that I can't hold a good conversation (like I said, I could hold a pretty good conversation with myself). It's just that I'm a man of few words, I don't really have much to say. If you were to put me in an empty room alone with someone and told us to talk, it would get awkward really fast. Even if it were one of my best friends.
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#25
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I think the question is, if you cloned yourself to become your own friend, would it be gay to have a devil's threesome with yourself?

Only if balls touch. Or, if you ignore the girl and have sex with yourself.
#26
I'm a loyal, trustworthy, funny person, but I feel you'd need a great deal of tolerance and someone who can seriously take a joke and not take things too seriously to actually be my friend. I'm sarcastic and as so, a lot of the stuff I say is often interpreted wrongly. You'd also need to not care about social image, as I've lost all care for what others think of me and as a result, tend to just be 'myself' no matter who might be watching.
#27
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ye I always wanted to fap me in third person y'know... ;-/
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#31
i'd probably hate myself but hang out with myself anyway since i'd be such a narcissitic prick that no one else would want to hang out
#32
If ther was another me, we'd either be biggest friends or biggest enemies...

I don't know which.

All I know is that when perfection meets competition, things get ugly
#33
I'd hate hanging out with myself,
1. I'm an ugly **** with a messed up moustache
2. I'm too secretive and lie in every conversation i have with friends
3. Plus he'd know how big my dick is, I'd be of great discomfort
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#34
I already do consider myself to be a damn good friend.
I'm always buying me gifts and treating me to drinks, we hang out a hell of alot and enjoy the same activities, share hobbies, etc.

I'm my best friend.
#35
I think we'd know of each other, I don't think we'd be close though.
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#36
He could be a rythm guitarist, and he'd already know all the material I've learned or wrote. Hell yes.
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#38
Hell yeah! Jacob is funny, sort of smart and shares a similar sense of humor, and would get all of my inside jokes. He also plays guitar, so we could jam all the time. We each share the same skill level, so their would be no "how do you not know a Gmaj11 chord...?" moments. He is also kind of on the fat side, which would make me less self-conscious about my weight.
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#39
i would be friends with me but id annoy the hell out of me as well

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#40
I dunno. I think I'm honest and straight to people - and I appreciate that in others. So I would probably be friends with myself. We have a lot in common.
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