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#1
My half brother to be exact. I've never seen him in my life. I'm going to leave in 20 minutes. Don't know what to expect. Any tips of advice pit?

*waits for all the humorous responses*
#2
present your phallus to him as a token of friendship
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#4
umm...hug? share a few stories from your life?


idk, that sounds like it'll be the most awkward thing ever
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#5
Well, good luck with that man. Are you like, excited, nervous, what? I know I'd be excited, what with growing up with girls all my life
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#6
Good luck. Never been in that situation. I expect it to be awkward.
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#8
Good luck man, just pray that he's not some sort of serial killer... I'm sure he'll be awesome
#10
I have a half sister whom I've never met before so tell us how it goes!
#11
Find out if he's rich. If yes, be nice. If no, tell him to **** off.
#15
offer him to paint an umbrella
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#17
You: Hey.
Him: Hey.
You: You got a good handshake.
Him: Yeah, you too.
You: ...
Him: Yeah...
You: Wanna get a burger?
Him: I'm a vegetarian.
You: Oh.
Him: Yeah...
You: Play any instruments?
Him: I don't have fingers.
You: But your handshake-
Him: That wasn't my hand.
#18
Quote by Masamune
Yeah I'm scared of being in some awkward situation. I've heard that he's grumpy and quiet.


then you can watch snow white and the seven dwarfs together

awww best friends

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#19
No real advice. Obviously be yourself, and take it semi serious. Have fun . Good luck.
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#20
Tell him you're really a woman.
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#21
Quote by Masamune
My half brother to be exact. I've never seen him in my life. I'm going to leave in 20 minutes. Don't know what to expect. Any tips of advice pit?

*waits for all the humorous responses*


I know it'll be nearly impossible, but the best thing you can do is empty your head of all expectations.
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#22
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then you can watch snow white and the seven dwarfs together

awww best friends

I dunno, after acting in a movie I wouldn't want to watch it ever again after the premiere. You shouldn't force him to watch something he's been in!

/bad joke
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#23
Write him a song about how you have lived your life feeling incomplete but when you met him everything was fixed. With a really emotional guitarsolo that will make you cry when performing it. That'll impress him. Or scare him away, either way it's win/win.
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#26
Quote by sticksause
You: Hey.
Him: Hey.
You: You got a good handshake.
Him: Yeah, you too.
You: ...
Him: Yeah...
You: Wanna get a burger?
Him: I'm a vegetarian.
You: Oh.
Him: Yeah...
You: Play any instruments?
Him: I don't have fingers.
You: But your handshake-
Him: That wasn't my hand.


I gotta say that made me laugh.
#27
Quote by sticksause
You: Hey.
Him: Hey.
You: You got a good handshake.
Him: Yeah, you too.
You: ...
Him: Yeah...
You: Wanna get a burger?
Him: I'm a vegetarian.
You: Oh.
Him: Yeah...
You: Play any instruments?
Him: I don't have fingers.
You: But your handshake-
Him: That wasn't my hand.
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#28
Quote by Sid McCall
I dunno, after acting in a movie I wouldn't want to watch it ever again after the premiere. You shouldn't force him to watch something he's been in!

/bad joke


its ok thats what i was thinking for my joke

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#29
You should both slit the tips of your penises and put them tip-to-tip and become blood brothers.


Good luck. I hope everything goes well!
Last edited by kirbyrocknroll at Dec 28, 2009,
#30
Quote by kirbyrocknroll
You should both slit the tips of your penises and put them tip-to-tip and become blood brothers.


Good luck. I hope everything goes well!



That was pure win.

I tip my hat to you, sir.

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#31
I met my half-sister for the first time in my life about 4 or 5 years ago. But I can't remember what I said. Sorry.
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#32
Quote by sticksause
You: Hey.
Him: Hey.
You: You got a good handshake.
Him: Yeah, you too.
You: ...
Him: Yeah...
You: Wanna get a burger?
Him: I'm a vegetarian.
You: Oh.
Him: Yeah...
You: Play any instruments?
Him: I don't have fingers.
You: But your handshake-
Him: That wasn't my hand.

#33
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Best of luck man, hope it goes really well for you!

Humourous enough?



You spelled humorous wrong.
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#34
Kiss him.
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#36
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#37
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You spelled humorous wrong.


I know you were only joking but I cant let this go.
We are the english and invented the English language which involves ou sounds, such as in colour and honour. You are american, but speak ENGLISH. Therefore, you're spellings of OUR words are incorrect.

Also, TS, sounds like it might be ackward.
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#38
When I met mine, it wasn't awkward at all and I've heard it usually is. Don't overdo it with the "OMG I LOVE YOU"s. Just be like "Hey". Act natural; it's like meeting one of your parent's friends

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#39
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Find out if he's rich. If yes, be nice. If no, tell him to **** off.

Be nice even if he's poor. But if he's rich, be veeeeeery nice, if ya know what I'm saying...

But good luck.
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#40
Dude that sounds so cool. Have fun!
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