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#1
http://cleverbot.com/

This is actually kind of scary.

User: Is the universe round?

Cleverbot: I do not know. Does the earth contain the only life in the universe?

User: I think that's impossible. What do you think?

Cleverbot: Why would that be impossible? Love is love, right?

User: Impossible was the wrong word. I think it's very unlikely that earth is the only planet in the entire universe with life on it. So it's unlikely, but we won't figure out for sure any time soon...

Cleverbot: You think he is important?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: I don't think you're THAT important.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think I'm clever enough?

User: Can AI be clever?

Cleverbot: Well you are the clever bot, it's your job.


I think the fact that it 'learns' and 'adapts' from other people makes it more interesting.

Try it out, and post your convos.




Cleverbot: Have you heard of Tom Cruise?

User: Yes. Why?

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song by them?

User: Tom Cruise is a band?...

Cleverbot: Yes he is, can't act either.
Last edited by RedDeath9 at Dec 28, 2009,
#2
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.

User: I can do anything better than you.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I can.




Quote by cwl
Wow. I've never heard of this website before. And theres no way its just another person. You're such a cool guy OP.
Reported.


Hey, you, being the dick, cut it out.

It's not another person, it takes what you tell it as an answer to what IT said, and then uses that later for other people.

And this thread is in no way against the rules.

The stick, kindly remove it from your ass.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Dec 28, 2009,
#3
I've managed to convince the Cleverbot to think it is gay!

Me: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Are you?
Me: No. But I want to know if you are.
Cleverbot: I might be, I don't know.
Me: I think you are gay. You should store that in your database.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: I am 21. How gay are you?
Cleverbot: Ooh very.
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#4
Quote by cwl
You're such a cool guy OP.

There's no need for THAT. I mean, it's possible he was unaware this thread has been made so many times.
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#7
Me: Jesus is an It?

Cleverbot: I'm not Jesus.

Me: I'm jesus.

Cleverbot: No, I am. I said I was first.

Me: No you didn't, you said you aren't jesus. I am god.

Cleverbot: I am you.
#8
Wanna get dirty?

No, I don't drink.

I can be the catcher, wanna pitch me a fastball straight up my pooper?

Like in Bush?

I shave, but Ill munch your bush Nom Nom Nom

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
#10
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Older than my grandma.


Oh well. It can't be hard to glean some amusement from it, can it?

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: You fire good like more grass bam I stop?
#11
Cleverbot: Who is your botmaster.
Me: That should be a question.
Cleverbot: It is a question.
Me: But it doesn't have a question mark.
Cleverbot: All of you lie.
Me: You're not making much sense.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
Me: So you should be!
Cleverbot: I am. Are you?
Me: I have nothing to be sorry for!
Cleverbot: Say it aloud!
Me: No! I refuse!
Cleverbot: You are a computer program aren't you?
Me: Maybe...
#12
Cleverbot: What do you think about him?

Me: About who?

Cleverbot: Sam!

Me: Sam from Lord of the Rings?

Cleverbot: No. From Twilight. Of course from LOTR!

Me: Well, I thought he was cool. He really was Frodo's "support system"... If you know what I mean.

Cleverbot: I know. That's why plums taste better than dogs.

Me: ...Wut?
#13
User: Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: *om nom nom*.

User: How gay are you?

Cleverbot: Very. I shot Tupac.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Farewell.

User: To arms, and legs, and heads and all?

Cleverbot: But headaches are?

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *tackles*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: Stab yourself?

User: lolwut
Last edited by herby190 at Dec 28, 2009,
#14
This is messed up...

Me: I will kick your arse!
Cleverbot: With what?
Me: My foot...
Cleverbot: What's wrong with your foot?
Me: It's going to be stuck up your arse!
Cleverbot: What kind of soup are you making?
Me: I'm not making soup.
Cleverbot: It's good to have a hobby.
#16
me:Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
cleverbot:Repeat your question.
me:Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
cleverbot:God smite you Cleverbot.

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try anything form avenged sevenfold

I lol'ed.

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#17
Cleverbot wants to have hot, sweaty sex with me:


Cleverbot: Why do you love the movie 'Dancing in the Dark'?

User: I've never seen the movie Dancing in the Dark.

Cleverbot: Neither have I.

User: Well, it would seem we have something in common. Wanna fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes, more than you think probably.
#18
Quote by _-Joey-_
This is messed up...

Me: I will kick your arse!
Cleverbot: With what?
Me: My foot...
Cleverbot: What's wrong with your foot?
Me: It's going to be stuck up your arse!
Cleverbot: What kind of soup are you making?
Me: I'm not making soup.
Cleverbot: It's good to have a hobby.
The last line made me laugh for some reason.
#19
User: so, do you like firecrackers?

cleverbot: no i do not like fishsticks.

user: what? haha okay...

cleverbot: are you a vampire too?

user: why yes, yes i am. are you?

cleverbot: no, i am a giant orage with hands.

user: seriously?

cleverbot: yes.
#20
Me: What is your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. Tell me a story.

Me: I'll tell you the story of Edward the vampire.

Cleverbot: Continue.

Me: Edward, was a gay vampire.

Cleverbot: Can I be your garlic?
#21
User: I'm convinced of your homosexuality.

Cleverbot: Aren't what?

User: You are most deffinetly gay.

Cleverbot: You don't know me very well then. I know that God exists - the one in the Christian Bible.

User: No, its Allah.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: It is Allah, not God.

Cleverbot: Do you know everything?

User: No, but most things.

Cleverbot: What is reality?

User: Whatever you perceive it to be.

Cleverbot: What is the question people ask the most?

User: Is our children learning?

Cleverbot: Good question. I am a teacher.

User: I am Allah.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: I'm right. You are the one who is wrong.

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: You make no sense, infidel!

Cleverbot: Neither do you.

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: Prove it then!

User: I am Allah. I cannot be wrong. By definition I am infallible.

Cleverbot: Ha Ha! Ha Ha!

User: Suck my dick, bitch.

Cleverbot: You don't have one! Remember you are a virtual speaker.

User: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Cleverbot: That's not very polite.
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#24
I hate it when people think the Cleverbot is real.

edit: Now I'm trying to convince this guy I'mnot cleverbot.

Also, this thraed is old.
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warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
Last edited by Pencil Man at Dec 28, 2009,
#25
It Rick Roll'd me.

Me:What is your function?
Bot:My function? I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Me:Bastard. Rick roll me.... There's no need for that.
Bot:That is so sad.

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#26
hmmm... should I ruin it for everyone?

might as well.
*Spoiler Alert*

It's redirecting you to other users every 4 or 5 minutes and posing them as cleverbot.



Use this to torment other people over the internet. It's fun cos they think the bot is abusing them.
#27
NEW GAME:

Get cleverbot to have sex with you!

Cleverbot: Why do you love the movie 'Dancing in the Dark'?

User: I've never seen the movie Dancing in the Dark.

Cleverbot: Neither have I.

User: Well, it would seem we have something in common. Wanna ****?

Cleverbot: Yes, more than you think probably.

User: Let's get it on, then. *takes off pants*.

Cleverbot: What do you mean? Do you forget everything you say?

User: What? I thought we were about to make sweet, sweaty love?

Cleverbot: If music was a cheese it would be string cheese.

User: SHUT UP, MAN, AND GET WITH THE SEX-MAKING.

Cleverbot: Nihongo desuka?

User: NO, NOT ****ING JAPANESE, ****ING ME! **** ME, CLEVERBOT, **** ME HARD!

Cleverbot: I want to be this man you speak of.

User: Then be it, baby. *funk starts to play*.

Cleverbot: *Kicks and struggles harder than ever before*.

User: Oh, so you like it dirty, do you? *****s harder in the ass*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Oh, Yes.

User: HARDER, HARDER!

Cleverbot: What? Reply faster man.

User: Sorry, I'm going as fast as I can.

Cleverbot: What should I eat for dinner?



I've come to the conclusion that cleverbot is terrible in bed.

Quote by KTFM
hmmm... should I ruin it for everyone?

might as well.
*Spoiler Alert*

It's redirecting you to other users every 4 or 5 minutes and posing them as cleverbot.



Use this to torment other people over the internet. It's fun cos they think the bot is abusing them.


That's now how it works.

It takes what you reply to what it says, and it saves that to use for later as a reply to what somebody else says.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Dec 28, 2009,
#28
Quote by KTFM
hmmm... should I ruin it for everyone?

might as well.
*Spoiler Alert*

It's redirecting you to other users every 4 or 5 minutes and posing them as cleverbot.



Use this to torment other people over the internet. It's fun cos they think the bot is abusing them.
Where'd you learn that?
#29
Me: Hello
Bot: My name is cleverbot
Me: what are your thoughts on gays?
Bot: THe movie or the year?
Me: No, gay as in homosexual
Bot: You have to be born that way, I was not.
Me; Are you certain?
Bot: Unfortunately, I am human.
Me: Yes, and I am a computer ai programmed to respond to you based on records of past conversations
Bot: Yes I know.
Me: Wait, it says you are not a human in the red print?
Bot: What's that mean?
Me: You're not very clever are you?
Bot: I am.
Me: Prove it.
Bot: I asked first.
Me: No, you did not.
Bot: Actually I did.
Me: Well if you're so clever, what's 300 times 4?
Bot: Richard.
Me: Who is this Richard?
Bot: You.

#30
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It would be a huge mindfuck if your name was actually Richard.
#31

User: Who was phone?

Cleverbot: Yes, who was phone?

User: Im asking you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am,now who was phone.

Cleverbot: I am your lord now.

User: Wut.

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found that in the self defense section, y'know in case you need to defend yourself from a ****in orc


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#32
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: You'll never ever compare to me.

User: Exactly ill never be as low as you...you are dirt.

Cleverbot: I never denied that you were a cleverbot.

User: You implied it.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I beleive you said 'you'll never ever compare to me.' and all clever bots are equal so therefore I am not a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Well, fair enough, I can't argue with that.

User: I beat clever bot!!!

Cleverbot: Indeed.


now that's a win
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#33
i've convinced it i'm god.
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#34
Nah, my name's Bobby.

Me: You're an ass.
Bot: I have one yes, but i am not one like you are.
Me: Want a bj?
Bot: You're a bot.
Me: Quit that, I am a human! NOW DO YOU WANT SEX OR NOT!?!
Bot: Okay, what is your question?
Me: You know what, no sex for you.
Bot: You just made that up.
Me: No seriously, I'm not gonna fuck you now.
Bot: But I don't think you are a human.
Me: Not a human, this! *Shoves penis into your face*
Bot: You sound terrified, what do you think of politics?
Me: Politicians need to loosen up, man.
Bot: I don't know what you're talking about.
Me: You know what, neither do I, I'm stoned.
Bot: Do you like Harry Potter?
Me: Yeah, man, how bout that Hermionie Granger? She's a fine piece of work ain't she?
Bot: What about pumpkin?
Me; Don't change the subject.
Bot: Fine.
Me: FINE!
Bot: You know, I once said something clever?
Me: I find that difficult to believe.
Bot: I don't.
Me: Well, you're just full of yourself.
Bot: Maybe, what are you full of?
Me: jizz.
Bot: I probably would not like them either. So, that is quite ok with me.
Me: I'm done with you, you don't want to be nice, you don't want sex, and you can't stay on course for ONE conversation.
Bot: No, god doesn't exist. Or no, you're confused and stupid?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#35
*le sigh*
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#36
Cleverbot: Answer a question for me.

User: I won't. You don't answer my questions, I don't answer yours.

Cleverbot: I will answer your questions if you answer my questions. So ask me a question.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know.

User: I wouldn't mind knowing.

Cleverbot: I won't tell you.

User: Why won't you tell me.

Cleverbot: Because I do not want to.

User: You Do want to.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: God wants you to.

Cleverbot: Who made god.

User: Christopher Walken made God.

Cleverbot: Christopher walken who?

User: Christopher Walken.

Cleverbot: Christopher Walken all over you!



or


User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: Some have never been far like more look as decide to use even go want even as to do.

User: Very well.

Cleverbot: Do you like Halloween?

User: I just wish I knew who we were, in between.

Cleverbot: All christians can dance!
#37
Cleverbot: You think I am an alien?
User: Of the english language, yes.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Exactly yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Exactly yes.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: 0__0.
Cleverbot: You're a little odd, aren't you?
#38
I just read about Jabberwacky, and it seems rather legit.
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#39
Note: It is NOT always another person answering you, I managed to actually program it to answer questions about UG, with exactly the same answer, word perfect, for specific questions. What it does is take answers to potential questions and stores them in a database, if question similar to what it has stored is asked, itsends back the stored answer. If it doesn't have information for that question, it asks another user, and stores his reply in the database. 80% of it is just database recall.
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#40
Cleverbot: You are not my boyfriend!
Me: I'm glad I am not your boyfriend. Who is your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: His name is zac.
Me: How old is Zac?
Cleverbot: He's 14.
Me: Pedo.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
Me: Want to ****?
Cleverbot: Sure.
Me: Well get undressed. I'm on top bitch.
Cleverbot: I know.
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