Page 1 of 2
#1
Sometimes, and especially when you **** up badly, it might help to pause and reflect on what you didn't completely make a mess of during the day. Like, you kept to your diet after you alienated a friend. Returned a wallet without taking anything the day you burned your house down accidentally. You told a good joke and brightened someone's day the day you killed your best friend in vehicular manslaughter. Or maybe you didn't **** up and got a $50,000 bonus at work. I don't know. Even if you're doing well for yourself, it can't hurt.

I guess I'll start with, I made this thread.
#2
I made good sex this morning.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#5
I resisted having a morningwank eventhough my wood was thrusting through my underwear.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#6
Quote by coryklok
I did well at feeling sorry for myself and getting nothing accomplished.


This.
#8
Quote by Finnepinne
I resisted having a morningwank eventhough my wood was thrusting through my underwear.


Sigged
#9
I'm still awake even though I haven't slept last night due to friends staying till 8 in the morning. And in my sleepy state I've managed to catch a bus to the train station and traveled for 1,5 hours by train to get where I am now. I'm tired.
...marmalade is my jam.
#11
Well, I've only just woken up, and I pretty much came straight to the Pit. No successes there.

On the other hand, it's the first time in a while I've been up before noon, so I suppose that's kind of an accomplishment
Quote by SlackerBabbath
This from a country who're trying to make up for being late for the last two world wars by being really early for the next one?


Quote by konfyouzd
i think this is my favorite post of the day

Quote by Benguitar2
You ****ing pwn.

Awesome, dude, just awesome.
#12
Did a rubiks cubei got for christmas in under 4 minutes.


Quote by Fucking loads of people who were appeasing me in order for me to write
blues_to_thrash, you are the master of epic lulz



My Music


2K11
#15
I took out the garbage!
My Axes

Epiphone Les Paul Special Bass Guitar
Ibanez Mikro Bass Guitar
Squire Bronko Bass Guitar
Gibson SG Electric Guitar
Dean vendetta
Squire Bullet Strat

Call me Ryan, Thanks Bro
#16
I woke up early by accident, then washed some damn pots.

**** YEAH!
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#17
I picked a lock with a paperclip and the metal thing off a pen. It's kinda fun.
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#19
I woke up at a reasonable time this morning instead of staying in bed all day.

Yes today has been good!
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#20
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#21
Quote by neopowell
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.


I'd heard you put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
#22
Quote by SlackerBabbath
I'd heard you put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.


I know. It stinks. Life has just begun, and now I've gone and throooooown it all away...
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#23
Quote by neopowell
I know. It stinks. Life has just begun, and now I've gone and throooooown it all away...


Well when they lock you up for it, I just hope that every time you hear a train whistle, you hang your head and cry young man.
#24
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Well when they lock you up for it, I just hope that every time you hear a train whistle, you hang your head and cry young man.


I'll be fine. I may have shot the sherriff, but I swear it was in self-defense.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#25
Quote by neopowell
I'll be fine. I may have shot the sherriff, but I swear it was in self-defense.


I'm thinking it was premeditated, after all, you were warned, 'don't take your guns to town' they said, but did you listen?
#26
Quote by SlackerBabbath
I'm thinking it was premeditated, after all, you were warned, 'don't take your guns to town' they said, but did you listen?


They're out to get me! But they won't catch me, I'm fucking innocent and they won't break me.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#27
Quote by neopowell
They're out to get me! But they won't catch me, I'm fucking innocent and they won't break me.

Don't worry, I'll warn you if they get close to you, I spend a lot of time watching the detectives.
#28
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Don't worry, I'll warn you if they get close to you, I spend a lot of time watching the detectives.




Fuck tha police chikachikachika.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#29
Quote by Kensai
I picked a lock with a paperclip and the metal thing off a pen. It's kinda fun.

I pick locks with a hammer. Works every time. You just need to adjust the size of the hammer accordingly to the size of the lock.

But yeah, I haven't done anything today.
#30
Quote by neopowell
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.


Was it early one morning, with time to kill?

Quote by sashki
I pick locks with a hammer. Works every time. You just need to adjust the size of the hammer accordingly to the size of the lock.

But yeah, I haven't done anything today.


Well I want the lock intact =/
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#33
Quote by neopowell
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

But when I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry

I'm sending you a friend request entirely because of that post

edit: You to slacker
#35
Quote by SlackerBabbath
Don't worry, I'll warn you if they get close to you, I spend a lot of time watching the detectives.

I told him once or twice, to quit playin' cards and shootin' dice, but he doesn't ever listen.
#36
I...


ummm....


well I had a very exciting.... ummmm


well I did all my...


I got a good grade on um....


I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!
#37
Quote by cornmancer
I told him once or twice, to quit playin' cards and shootin' dice, but he doesn't ever listen.


Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#38
I saw a film today oh boy...
████████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
█████████████████████████
██████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
███████████████████████████
#39
I've done well at not sleeping today (it's 8:24 A.M. I haven't slept since 11am yesterday), messing up plans with a girl, and playing batman arkam asylum on my new ps3.


Four Year Strong Plays in D Standard. Not Drop D.
Quote by Ed Hunter

I just slapped the computer screen with my dick because of this thread.
#40
If today counts as midnight onwards, I sucessfully won an arguement with a barman over what constitutes a bourbon... felt a badass. Then woke up and watched some David Attenbourough, orcas are gnarly.
Page 1 of 2