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#1
Okay, here is how it works: I post something terrible, and the next person that follows, posts something even worse.

I'll start:
You are chatting(online) with a girl you know a school, that you are interested in, but you are also looking at porn, and having a fap. She invites you for a webcam chat, and you, with your hands slapping your dic k like crazy, accidently accept the call.


GO!!
#2
Quote by TomusAM
Okay, here is how it works: I post something terrible, and the next person that follows, posts something even worse.

I'll start:
You are chatting(online) with a girl you know a school, that you are interested in, but you are also looking at porn, and having a fap. She invites you for a webcam chat, and you, with your hands slapping your dic k like crazy, accidently accept the call.


GO!!


Your grandmother hobbles in, and sees everything
#3
But it gets worse. You see your mom in her webcam view.
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#5
But it gets worse.
Planet Earth gets blown up and every human being dies.

Next.
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#9
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And you get a raging boner from that.


A playboy model comes in and offers you her poon. You go to stick it in...and it goes soft.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#17
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The girl print screens, and publishes the image on a popular guitar forum.


And it gets worse, the image gets shooped and posted on image boards.
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#19
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And it gets worse, the image gets shooped and posted on image boards.


And soon enough you turn into an Internet meme.
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#21
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And then all of UG sees you.


Anonymous finds out your address and you get bukkakked by 100 weirdos in V for Vendetta masks.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#22
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Anonymous finds out your address and you get bukkakked by 100 weirdos in V for Vendetta masks.


and a couple of them had aids, so now you do too.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
But everything went better than expected

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#24
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But everything went better than expected


Indeed, only your little sister caught AIDS eventually. It was a bit after your 8 years old brother was diagnosed with leukemia.
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#27
then you start to unconsciously raping hobos in your sleep...god damn we are ****ed up people
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#28
Then some one decided to pull a prank on you and turn a lawnmower on when you were sleeping. And all of your limbs get cut off.
#29
and your dog just get hit by a car

.. a car who has AIDS
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#31
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and your dog just get hit by a car

.. a car who has AIDS

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Deluxe Skull Mace w/ Custom Sheath & Dagger

found that in the self defense section, y'know in case you need to defend yourself from a ****in orc


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#33
And then The Rev dies
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#34
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And then The Rev dies


but not before he gave you super aids.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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