#1



Anyone ever try something similar to this?
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#2
i tried it with bengay.


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#3
No, and for some reason I don't plan to.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#6
It didn't involve private parts, but I've rubbed my eyes ae handling jalapenos
Jesus christ that burned
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#7
Am I to assume that the pumpkin-esque girl in the comic masturbated to the plight of Mayan women?

Interesting...
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#8
yes, numerous times.

I like to add chili peppers to most things I cook and the juice will stay on my hands even after washing. So a few hours after cooking, i decide to take a fap and suddenly I feel a terrible burn on me penor. I then usually run to the shower, which usually makes it worse, but cures it in the long run.

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#9
It's obviously jalapeño girl and she enjoyed it by the looks of it.
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Try reading the comic backwards


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Try reading the comic backwards
That's even funnier
#16
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Am I to assume that the pumpkin-esque girl in the comic masturbated to the plight of Mayan women?

Interesting...


She's a Habanero pepper.
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#17
I can't say I've ever tried to rub spicy stuff into my vagina, no. I try to take care of it.
#19
Sure. I stick habanero peppers up my urethra all the time.
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#20
I find it funny how I just got a whole bunch of profile views through saying I have a vagina.
#21
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She's a Habanero pepper.


That does not negate the fact that she was working herself after reading about Mayan history.
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#22
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That does not negate the fact that she was working herself after reading about Mayan history.


Ever done something similar?

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#23
I ate like 2 pounds of crayfish once, and it had this red pepper on it, and I had to pee, and I got it on my dick. I couldn't hold it, so I didn't wash the pepper off my hands first. It really burned, and I couldn't figure out how to get it off. I got it off eventually though.
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#24
No, I've never masturbated with peppers.

And what the hell does "Doki" mean?
#25
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I find it funny how I just got a whole bunch of profile views through saying I have a vagina.


its because The Pit is full of young adolescent (sp?) males, age 13-17. plus, they get all like "OMG THERZ A GIRL IN DA PIT??!?!?!11?!!". lol. dont worry, i didnt look at yur profile =P

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No, I've never masturbated with peppers.

And what the hell does "Doki" mean?


i believe its the sound habaneros rubbing on an asians vajay-jay....but i could be wrong
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#26
Never fapped to a history book, no.

However, a few months ago I found out how useful peppers are for finding cuts I didn't know I had
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#27
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No, I've never masturbated with peppers.

And what the hell does "Doki" mean?


It's like... the sound effect of when something gets poked or something.
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#28
o.o wtf why?!
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#29
Jesus, you cant put a label on the thread title that says "yellowfrizbee, do not enter"? Upon seeing this....I HAVE to try this.

Im gonna end up dangering myself and itll all be thanks to you
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#30
this is nothing; in fact, it reminds me of the Dorset Nagas i grew a year ago:

http://www.dorsetnaga.com/

300000 SHU is weak-sauce compared to that. after drying and grinding the peppers the scent was EVERYWHERE - in my eyes, in my throat, on my hands. everything hurt like a sonofabitch and my shirt induced coughing for days.

they taste goddamn AWESOME, though.
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Jesus, you cant put a label on the thread title that says "yellowfrizbee, do not enter"? Upon seeing this....I HAVE to try this.

Im gonna end up dangering myself and itll all be thanks to you




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Jesus, you cant put a label on the thread title that says "yellowfrizbee, do not enter"? Upon seeing this....I HAVE to try this.

Im gonna end up dangering myself and itll all be thanks to you



if it hurts to much cut open a tomato and rub it on your skin wherever it burns. might not kill the burn completely but it sure helps.
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