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For reasons I wish not to discuss, I need help finding pictures of musicians (or actors if I have to resort to that) who look like Jesus. So far I've got...

John Petrucci


George Harrison



...and Frank Zappa.


I need halp.
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So, basically anyone with long hair and a beard?


right hur
#6
frank zappa would make a creepy jesus
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#7
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So, basically anyone with long hair and a beard?


Well, I'd appreciate it if they were Jesus-level awesome as well.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#9
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Well, I'd appreciate it if they were Jesus-level awesome as well.


Åkerfeldt.
#12


fat jesus.
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#15
The Bloodbath Burlesque Orchestra
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#16
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Åkerfeldt.


You're so right.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#18
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Me.

I don't have any pics right now though.

pics are it isn't jesus
The Bloodbath Burlesque Orchestra
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Deluxe Skull Mace w/ Custom Sheath & Dagger

found that in the self defense section, y'know in case you need to defend yourself from a ****in orc


Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#19
I dunno, just try to find a bunch of middle eastern musicians and actors (jesus wasn't white)

but to contribute, look up Bigelf
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#20
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#21
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Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#22
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*jesus*


The resemblance is striking. Also:


OLOLOL JESUS DOENS"T EXIST ATHIEEST
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#25
Paul Waggoner.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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#27

Guthrie Govan.
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#33
Don Ross = Fat Jesus
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#34
Scott Stapp!

before he shaved his head and reformed creed
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#35
Quote by fredthecat
Jesus was not a white guy, sorry bro.


This.
So basically, all of your pics were very non-Jesus looking.
#36
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John Frusciante
+1.

Also, half the people in this thread look nothing like Jesus
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Last edited by food1010 at Dec 29, 2009,
#38
The lead guitarist in my dad's band bears a strong resemblance...

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John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


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butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#39
Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes.



Small pic... yeah.
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#40
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The resemblance is striking. Also:


OLOLOL JESUS DOENS"T EXIST ATHIEEST


No. Not funny.
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