hey! like star wars, hate the phantom menace, and have 70 minutes to waste?

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#3
I've already started laughing, and its 7 seconds into the video.

the photo of his son + his voice just killed me.

there is so much win in this video. nice find.
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#4
HAHAHA this is golden!!!
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#5
7 parts?

the review is almost as long as the movie
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you know f-uck that movie review guy

the prequels arent supposed to be exactly like the original movies with memorable characters and such these movies were only to like inform you of how everything came to be

like no one is going to give a sh1t about jar jar, those movies are supposed to be interesting because they are the events prior to the originals, its like the movies were closure so you could understand the whole history behind everything in the star wars story
#11
Is this that same metalhead guy who bitches about zits and tells horribly lame jokes? sounds the same
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#12
This is surprisingly amusing
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#14
WATCH THE SECOND ONE!

its way creepier
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I just heard about this from a friend today, I'll have to watch it later.

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you know f-uck that movie review guy

the prequels arent supposed to be exactly like the original movies with memorable characters and such these movies were only to like inform you of how everything came to be

like no one is going to give a sh1t about jar jar, those movies are supposed to be interesting because they are the events prior to the originals, its like the movies were closure so you could understand the whole history behind everything in the star wars story


i speak for everyone when i say I don't care about the back stories of the things I love, i just love the things that I love. i don't care about the process of making delicious ice cream, and I don't care about seeing darth vader, the most badass villain of all time, as a cute little kid.
the prequels were an abomination, and if i could travel back in time the very first thing on my list would be, kill george lucas before he can make the prequels.
#17
This has been surprisingly entertaining.
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#22
I watched Pt. 1. It wasn't as funny as I was expecting but it made me smile. I think it got the points across and I agreed with it.
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i just finished watching the last one, and i got to say it was easily 1000x better than any of the prequels
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I've already started laughing, and its 7 seconds into the video.

the photo of his son + his voice just killed me.

there is so much win in this video. nice find.

Same here with the picture. That was great
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#26
I just got done with all seven parts. Utterly brilliant. I haven't laughed that hard at something in a long time. Thanks for sharing it.
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Quote by CycoVisonary23
you know f-uck that movie review guy

the prequels arent supposed to be exactly like the original movies with memorable characters and such these movies were only to like inform you of how everything came to be

like no one is going to give a sh1t about jar jar, those movies are supposed to be interesting because they are the events prior to the originals, its like the movies were closure so you could understand the whole history behind everything in the star wars story

If their going to go through the trouble of helping people understand the whole history, why not have it make sense and at least be good?
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just watched the whole thing and i must say

i now hate the new movies


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#30
That was amazing!
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#31
I actually watched every part, right when it started getting boring in part 3 it had be laughing so hard it hurt a few minutes later
#32
I'l have to stick this thread then, come back when I've got time, first part was amazing
#33
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7 parts?

the review is almost as long as the movie

the video totally justifies the existence of the phantom menace. i hope there will be one for attack of the clones.
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#36
This is fantastic.

Oh man. Part two is hilarious.
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#37
that was truly funny
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#38
My brother told me about this I have yet to watch it.
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Quote by CycoVisonary23
you know f-uck that movie review guy

the prequels arent supposed to be exactly like the original movies with memorable characters and such these movies were only to like inform you of how everything came to be

like no one is going to give a sh1t about jar jar, those movies are supposed to be interesting because they are the events prior to the originals, its like the movies were closure so you could understand the whole history behind everything in the star wars story


You, sir, just committed a fallacy. The prequels aren't supposed to have memorable characters? What is a movie without memorable characters? That's a bit irrational.

Anyway, the point of the whole review is: the movie sucked, the story sucked, and you can't even remember the characters. Now, your thesis concludes that the movies are 'like closure' and exist only for a better understanding of the movie... Well, maybe you missed the part where the back-story, interesting according to you, contradicted the other movies? If it contradicts... How does it help you understand?

So, add up all of the aforementioned... And it doesn't matter what George Lucas was trying to convey or accomplish with the films, the fact of the matter is: it sucked.
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