#1
Just like the other thread.
Ill start the story


You're in room fapping to porn and accidently accept your girlfriends webcam chat on msn. You freak out but your girlfriend thinks its hot and wants you to come over.

go..
#2
She wanks you off.
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#3
But it gets better, she's a dominatrix.
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#7
then she sucks you off with peanutbutter

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#8
Then Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in and says you're awesome and that he hopes he can one day be like you.
#9
then you find out your girlfriend has a penis
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#11
she also has a penis..

and its bigger than yours
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#14
Aids!
oh we ain't doing that no more...goddamn it!
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#16
But here's the catch


I am the ROFL monster.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#18
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So then ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns...

i swear to god!!! you better not finish that story
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found that in the self defense section, y'know in case you need to defend yourself from a ****in orc


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#22
^well played
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found that in the self defense section, y'know in case you need to defend yourself from a ****in orc


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