#2
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wat
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

Quote by God
LOLjk guise, im not real.


Quote by JDbbx
I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#3
Quote by Venice King
Beethoven ****ed Jimi Hendrix and I was born. I make my own music.
#7
I hope to see the day I attend burning man
Then He said, let there be music. Thus, there was a funky beat.
#8
to the land of threads that have a point
Quote by asator
YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#9
well then...
Fender American Standard Stratocaster
Ibanez TS-9
EHX Big Muff Pi
Companion Fuzz Box
EHX Pulsar
Boss DD-6
Fender Hot Rod Deville 212
#10
?!
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#11
The fat shirtless guy with the Slayer tattoo has it
Quote by fleajr_1412
You have amazing taste in men.


Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#15
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?



Apparently we are.
"Breasts the size of watermelons" is what Moses said to the Egyptians
#16
Cookie Mongoloid for president, '12.
No gods or kings. There is only zuul.
Quote by RU Experienced?
Now police, fire, and EMS vehicle's sirens sound in tritones. Suck it Christians, your protectors are satans minions.


I have been sigged by UG's Greek, what have YOU done today?
#17
I loved it.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#18
Quote by Lord-O-Donuts
Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?




No
I just spit up some of my pizza because I literally laughed out loud at this thread.
Quote by sluffinator
Yeh this guy knows his ****... just listen to him XD


Quote by ScreamingCheeto
NaivexLi is anything but naive. His post was a pretty good source of info.


Thanks

Quote by MightyAl

Pro tip, kids - girls are NOT impressed by your blood.
#24
what did I just watch?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#25
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#26
"Let's see a good mosh pit!"
NRANNHLEILR
OETYSI LRNYS
TATOENYSGM
HLENEGMNRA
IL RENRAOET
NYSCOETTAT
GMAATATHLE

To me. Try, you know you want to^


Puberty
Quote by Will Swanson
I was surprised the first time I came. It shot two feet into the air. I couldn't stop laughing.
#27
Quote by chaoticfables
Cookie? Metal?

Sheesh, this is so much better.


yes this is definately way better
Fender American Standard Stratocaster
Ibanez TS-9
EHX Big Muff Pi
Companion Fuzz Box
EHX Pulsar
Boss DD-6
Fender Hot Rod Deville 212
#28
forgot about these guys
i hope they headline download '10
but rather unlikely

#30
Nobody gives a good motherfuck
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+ Head
Orange PPC2x12 Cab Black
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...