#1
So I guess most of you have heard about MLIA and FML. If not:
www.mylifeisaverage.com
www.fmylife.com

My idea is this, you take a certain event from a movie and write it in the style of MLIA or FML. The next person guesses and if correct, asks the new question. I'll start with an easy one:

Today, I found out Darth Vader is my father. FML.
#2
Today, I finished walking for miles and miles over barren lands with a short hairy closet homosexual as my only companion, and I just realised the eagles could have flown me. FML.
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#3
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

My girlfriend had sex with a dead man in the dark at work thinking it was me. And I wasn't even supposed to work today. FML.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#4
[edit] ^^^ clerks

the bag of sand i replaced the golden idol with was weighted wrong and i had to run from 1000 screaming indians and a giant boulder..FML
They think they know who I am....all they know is I love to kill.
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#5
Indiana Jones

Today, I went across the road to get a cornetto. I didn't have the right change so I told him I'd pay him next time. MLIA
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Today, I finished walking for miles and miles over barren lands with a short hairy closet homosexual as my only companion, and I just realised the eagles could have flown me. FML.


Lord of the Rings.

Today, I was due for my haircut. But I have no scalp. FML.
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SO I'VE BEEN BALLS DEEP IN MYSELF THIS WHOLE TlME?!?!
#7
Memento

Today, I. MLIA
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im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

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Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

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Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#9
Jennifers Body?

Today, I found out that my best friend since childhood is actually a superhero saving our city from a plague of fear.
#10
^Batman?


Today, I went to White Castle. MLIA
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway