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The most delicious and greasiest steakburger I've ever had. Does anyone else like to cook? I've always been good at it since my parents put me in front of a stove from an early age so I would be prepared to live on my own.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#2
I just made a sand castle out of wood.

when they put you infront of the stove they were probably trying to kill you, they want a successful son.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#4
I'm the Ramen noodle king.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#5
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Are you gay?


No.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#6
Damn I was expecting a '10er

But to answer your question TS I never cook, I let my Mexican maid Consuela do the cooking...she is also my mother
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#7
i made a shrimp quesadilla the other day, with sauteed peppers... and a shrimp omelette with the same things..


i looove shrimp
sim simma

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#8
Quote by reb_49
Damn I was expecting a '10er

But to answer your question TS I never cook, I let my Mexican maid Consuela do the cooking...she is also my mother

mexican
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#9
Quote by MangoStarr
i made a shrimp quesadilla the other day, with sauteed peppers... and a shrimp omelette with the same things..


That sounds delicious. Care to share the recipe? I like trying new things.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#10
Quote by beingfamous
The most delicious and greasiest steakburger I've ever had. Does anyone else like to cook? I've always been good at it since my parents put me in front of a stove from an early age so I would be prepared to live on my own.

I can use a microwave, toaster, and an oven for frozen pizza and pizza rolls. That's about it.

Oh, and I'll make grilled cheese sometimes. And bacon/eggs. But that's it.
#11
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Are you gay?

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I like trying new things.

He is bi! duhhhh
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#12
Quote by Venice King
He is bi! duhhhh


Swing and a miss.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#14
Quote by beingfamous
Swing and a miss.

And a bisexual swinger now?
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UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#15
Quote by reb_49
And a bisexual swinger now?


Close. I'm actually a giraffe that acquired human hands to type and play guitar in a deal with the devil.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#16
I like cooking. Especially anything Italian (I'm something like quarter-blooded Italian, so it runs in my veins. ) I made some Chicken Fettucini last night. AH-mazing.
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#17
Quote by reb_49
And a bisexual swinger now?

hes funny
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Close. I'm actually a giraffe that acquired human hands to type and play guitar in a deal with the devil.

hes not funny

its like spot the differense
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#18
Quote by Venice King
hes not funny


Thanks! =D!
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#19
Quote by beingfamous
Close. I'm actually a giraffe that acquired human hands to type and play guitar in a deal with the devil.

...Joe Satriani???
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#20
Quote by reb_49
...Joe Satriani???


I wish I could sue Coldplay.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#21
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Close. I'm actually a giraffe that acquired human hands to type and play guitar in a deal with the devil.


so... you're transgendered?
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#22
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That sounds delicious. Care to share the recipe? I like trying new things.

it's pretty straight forward... peppers with the shrimps + any spice you like. i used italiano + chili powder(?) and it turned out great...
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#23
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so... you're transgendered?


I prefer the term penispussy.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#24
Quote by beingfamous
I prefer the term penispussy.

ok that's not funny. you're a shemale, so just admit it already instead of making up names
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#26
Quote by MangoStarr
ok that's not funny. you're a shemale, so just admit it already instead of making up names


Is being a shemale like being a centaur and able to poop anywhere? If so, I'll admit to that.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#28
Carne Asada Fries My Nigga!
I am a nice guy amd i like The Adicts and cupycakes!
#29
Quote by MangoStarr
ok this guy is high as a kite. i'm out


Actually, no. I'm just weird. (That excuse worked on a cop before. But, seriously, I'm not high.)
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#30
I love to cook food! Anything and everything, ....i just suck when it comes to making desserts. I cook all foods Mediterranean with ease though
For those to understand the truth within every lie ever spoken, we ourselves must lie to seek the truth.
#32
Quote by MangoStarr
you're not weird, you're just trying too hard


Lsols.


Quote by HellzChild57
I love to cook food! Anything and everything, ....i just suck when it comes to making desserts. I cook all foods Mediterranean with ease though


That's how I am, but I quickly burnt out on Italian.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
Last edited by beingfamous at Dec 31, 2009,
#33
i enjoy baking too the other day made some brownies for a bake sale everyone loved them but the truth is is was a chocolate chip cookie recipie i messed up
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Quote by beingfamous
Actually, no. I'm just weird. (That excuse worked on a cop before. But, seriously, I'm not high.)

...So far I think you are a shemale swinging bisexual that did something unfunny and is now a pedophile that is good with his words because he managed to get a cop who was high to get away with it.

Kids these days.
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#35
Quote by MangoStarr
you're not weird, you're just trying too hard


Isn't that the point?
For those to understand the truth within every lie ever spoken, we ourselves must lie to seek the truth.
#37
Quote by innertom
i like to cook,
right now im cooking.
mmm chili chicken


I've never made chili with chicken. But thanks for reminding me that I need to buy some whiskey to make chili.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#38
i think you've had enough whiskey already hotshot
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
#39
Quote by intheshadowplay
i think you've had enough whiskey already hotshot


I actually don't drink brown liquor.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#40
I suck at cooking....
I'm pretty good with a microwave
I made a really good ham and bacon sandwich yesterday though, toasted the bread in the bacon grease after making the bacon, swiss cheese, bacon ham... it was amazing for somereason, I'm not really sure why, but it was really friggin good
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