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#1
Alright so who's down to quit yanking your chicken until 2011?

Let's do it boys. With every year that comes we get older, and as we all know masturbation is for little kids. It isn't the solution.

Anyways back to the subject...

QUIT MASTUBATION 2010 is a challenge in which you simply have to resist the temptation of jerking off for the whole year. Quitting masturbation is likely to be the solution to get laid if you didn't already. Quitting fapping will project you from your small room into the whole new world of real relationships and other sweet surprises.

Trust me if you don't yank off for a while your libido will improve your social skills with girls and women.

QUIT MASTURBATION CHALLENGE 2010 will change your life for ever!


What follows is a list of volunteers that wish to attempt the challenge. This list will get updated as soon as possible. I want to ask all the volunteers to be honest. This challenge is mainly about honesty and confidence in yourself.

In order not to flood this thread too much please indicate clearly whether you take this challenge or not. In case of failure PM me or leave a clear message in this thread indicating your withdrawal from the challenge.


And please remember!!!




LIST OF VOLUNTEERS


larrytheguitar
Nelsean
JacobTheMe
Kyose
damnphrophet
slipknot5678
Doomality
Autumnfallsbest
Sonicxlover
KirkMetallica
JacoVictorKing
jwizzle5786
Zep_shizzle
Tag43
hawttieblonde69
maggot9779
Dregen
IMABBALLPLAYER
KGB_INC
Td_Nights
add_g
Erik_Aero
lordllama
alaskan_ninja
Angry-Mares
fail
Dirge Humani
sven_cliffy
Stevenlazer1
NoOne0507
jwax
badreligion17
osXtiger
Konkordmusk
Energy_Chasm
guhtar
captainjackass
dlguitarmaster7
whitenihilist
WastedxYears
DefectedFromGod
mattman93
Lt. Shinysides
Eliyahu
fnmpm
Blood of Metal
Mr Lincolnlogs
coryklok
Last edited by Oli_Leprechaun at Jan 1, 2010,
#2
wtf is wrong with you? seriously wtf? jesus christ kid go want off osfeosmomething
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#5
It will change my life forever...I will be like a loaded gun bro

Sorry but you know everyone will fail right?
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#6
Quote by Oli_Leprechaun
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Trust me if you don't yank off for a while your libido will improve your social skills with girls and women.


That just might be crazy enough to work!
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#8
Quote by Oli_Leprechaun
QUIT MASTUBATION 2010 is a challenge in which you simply has to resist the temptation of jerking off for the whole year.
Why?
#9
I can't, after the first 2 weeks, my nuts will explode at the mere sight of a female.
#10
my urges my body my fun my rules myspace my life


i learnt aloong time ago to stop trusting leprechauns
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#12
A whole freaking year?????????

R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#13
I don't think I can go cold turkey. I'd end up choking it.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#15
Is this really even a legitimate problem? What happened to self control? It used to come standard on the human model.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#17
Its No Jerk January already?
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#18
Quote by coryklok
*fapfapfapfapfap*

Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my masturbation.

no one could hear him over your masturbation
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#20
When you have a girlfriend, you don't have to worry about masturbating.


But I don't have one.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#22
Quote by itchy guitar
When you have a girlfriend, you don't have to worry about masturbating.

But I don't have one.

*pat pat* I'm sure you will find a nice girl who will do that kinda stuff with you. If you can't, I'm sure you can find a guy that will do that for you too
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#26
Quote by Oli_Leprechaun
Alright so who's down to quit yanking your chicken until 2011?

Let's do it boys. With every year that comes we get older, and as we all know masturbation is for little kids. It isn't the solution.

Anyways back to the subject...

QUIT MASTUBATION 2010 is a challenge in which you simply have to resist the temptation of jerking off for the whole year. Quitting masturbation is likely to be the solution to get laid if you didn't already. Quitting fapping will project you from your small room into the whole new world of real relationships and other sweet surprises.

Trust me if you don't yank off for a while your libido will improve your social skills with girls and women.

QUIT MASTURBATION CHALLENGE 2010 will change your life for ever!


What follows is a list of volunteers that wish to attempt the challenge. This list will get updated as soon as possible. I want to ask all the volunteers to be honest. This challenge is mainly about honesty and confidence in yourself.


LIST OF VOLUNTEERS

larrytheguitar


but then what will you watch if everyone decides to stop?

note: look at his message under his username for those who dot know what im talking about.
TALK TO GOD HERE --->

ME:
So you're gonna end the world soon?
GOD:
Interesting deduction. That was my original intention.
ME:
Well don't.
GOD:
Well that's okay. OK I will not.


Earth's fate saved in sig = EPIC WIN!!!
#27
Are you some kind of mechanical man? No right-minded male would go 365.25 days without masturbating. Unless of course you have a girlfriend to do it for you...

Anyway, I may participate for January...

not counting tonight...
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#28
I'm fapping right now as I write this.

Just letting you know.
My first lolstack
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If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
#29
I'll try this for shits and giggles.

Lets see far I can go.

Mark me down dewd.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#30
Quote by KirkMetallica
i have masturbated tonight. i spilled my white goo all over my self and smiled,

:sick:
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#31
Quote by Chaos Nil
*pat pat* I'm sure you will find a nice girl who will do that kinda stuff with you. If you can't, I'm sure you can find a guy that will do that for you too


I hope so. Or else I don't think I will be able to beat this here challenge.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#33
Also, this thing about having a GF will stop you from fapping is bullshit. Can't believe you guys are falling for this.
My first lolstack
Quote by whitenihilist




If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
#35
Quote by Nelsean
I'll try this for shits and giggles.

Lets see far I can go.

Mark me down dewd.


Dammit, I saw your avatar.
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My first time hasn't come yet.. but when I does, I'm gonna die of stage fright


#36
Quote by herby190
Why?

Read the OP?


And no, it's impossible to not jack off for a whole year! It's madness! MADNESS!!
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