i was lookin in the pit for a lolcat forum but sadly...found NONE! so im making my own lol

I'll start off:

**** lolcats. i have to go to school and listen to people talk like these. i want to kill myself
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
lolcatz are for losers with nuthin better to do with their lives.
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