#1
so last night NYE, i met a russian girl in the club, she seems cool and stuff we were danceing a lot of the night, kissing etc....


but does she just want my passport?

i live in the uk btw
#3
Yes blatantly.
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#4
If you are british? Ofcourse she wants your passport. You people are ****ing ugly.
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#5
Yeah totally, I met some Mexican chick at a night club once. She didn't say anything about my green card, didn't hint that she was an illegal immigrant, nothing. But I know she just wanted me for my green card. You should totally dump that bitch. Cause when they don't even give a hint that they want your passport, it just means they want your passport...
#6
Yes I want your passport, I'm sorry I lead you on like that. Can we still be friends?

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Yeah totally, I met some Mexican chick at a night club once. She didn't say anything about my green card, didn't hint that she was an illegal immigrant, nothing. But I know she just wanted me for my green card. You should totally dump that bitch. Cause when they don't even give a hint that they want your passport, it just means they want your passport...


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#7
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Yes I want your passport, I'm sorry I lead you on like that. Can we still be friends?

Hmmmm *looks at location*

Holy shit it's her! What's Russia like this time of year?

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#10
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I was hoping you were kidding
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#11
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dam it, that sucks, she was hot as well


Oh really? It is -25 degrees celsius in russia right now. Doesn't sound that hot to me.
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#12
i guess the question i have to ask my self now is do i care?
as long as she just wants entry in to the county im cool with it, its not like i have anything else she can take, im a uni student i dont have a house or anything
#13
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I prefer Ukranians
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#14
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i guess the question i have to ask my self now is do i care?
as long as she just wants entry in to the county im cool with it, its not like i have anything else she can take, im a uni student i dont have a house or anything


If she is really hot, marry her, have sex, dump her before you get rich.
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#15
Get her pregnant first then, just incase she does try to steal it

That'll teach her
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#16
In Soviet Russia, Passport Wants You!

But seriously, probably. Leave it like Fritzl left Elisabeth in the cellar. It's a crime to marry somebody into the country, especially if you do it for the purpose of fraud (which is what she'll do, considering she'll probably claim benefits too).
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#17
Yeah dude i wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole.
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