So I decided to splash out yesterday. I don't usually do this, I'm usually tighter than a latex jumpsuit, but here goes:

Hmm, a large bag.

Why is Santa in a sexually suggestive position? Why did you look more closely?!

Aah. I see what this is.

Imma gonna get it out.

Imma still getting it out.

Almost there!

Oh. OH. That's just mean.

ooh, I get to say this for what I think is the first time ever...

Quote by Marty Friedman
Because I bend in such an unorthodox fashion; the notes kinda slide up and slide down...
hey thanks man, i just wasted 30 seconds of my year with that #$%"#$
"Steven Seagal is like godzilla for barbies" -> Retard