#1
hi,
does anyone know why myt cat is eating the christmas tree needles? is pine like cat nip? to be honest my cat is mental so it could be nothing.

any awnsers could help shed some light on this oddity (my cat)
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#4
Your cat is eating the needles because it's emo.
It can't cut, because it has no thumbs to hold the razor blade.

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#5
My cat did the same thing. I never really understood why she did it, but I really loved that cat.



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#6
Because you don't feed it.


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#9
rofl my mom's cat jumped in the christmas tree the other day
i woulda taken a pic but it fell 2 seconds later


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#10
I think it's clear he sees the tree as an intruder and, little by little, he is doing his job by getting rid of it. Cats are awesome like that. If it had been a dog it would've just peed on it. Or catch on fire because dogs are stupid.
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#11
I hate cats, one woke me up this morning after a heavy night, we forgot to let the cat out of the room before we crashed out and it wouldn't stop meowing.
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#12
Well, my dog loves to sniff pine-ish trees when we're walking here.

I think it makes dogs pee, and I guess it does something cats, but I have no clue what...
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#13
I use to have a cat that ate tinsel off the tree. When he toke a poop the next day the tinsel got stuck and the poop dried on the tinsel hanging on his butt and he was afraid everytime it hit the floor so he kept running from it all over the place till we pulled it out. It was funny
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#14
Cats are natural enemies of the christmas tree. You might not have noticed, but the tree is constanly boasting with his war stories, just to make your cat angry.
#15
Cats eat everything. Mine trys to eat tissues for goodness sake.
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#17
my cat does that. they do it so that they can be sick and get bad stuff out of their system.
#18
Feed your ****ing cat!
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hi,
does anyone know why myt cat is eating the christmas tree needles? is pine like cat nip? to be honest my cat is mental so it could be nothing.

any awnsers could help shed some light on this oddity (my cat)


Because it's a cat and domesticated cats are just f*cked in the head.

I have two cats, one goes crazy for prawn crackers and cheese flavoured crisps, while the other likes eating plastic bags.
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Because it's a cat and domesticated cats are just f*cked in the head.

I have two cats, one goes crazy for prawn crackers and cheese flavoured crisps, while the other likes eating plastic bags.

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#22
My cat is like that too he'll eat some of the tree or some grass then throw it up later
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Because it's a cat and domesticated cats are just f*cked in the head.

I have two cats, one goes crazy for prawn crackers and cheese flavoured crisps, while the other likes eating plastic bags.


One of mine has a taste for plastic bags too. She just licks them though.
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#25
My friends cat always walks across your lap when your on the sofa. Really uncomfortable when its tiny paws are right on your penis.
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Because cats are less intelligent than dogs.


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#32
It likes the feel of the needles on it's gums. Yup.
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My Christmas tree is eating my cat.

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#34
my cat licks doorjambs, humps pillows(he's neutered), eats christmas gift ribbons and sleeps in my closet 90% of the time.
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