#1
Okay.
So, I can't seem to find proper answer to this:

Can you really get sterile if you sit with you laptop... in you lap ?
Lot of people say this to me, so I got a little curious if it's really so.

Does the Pit know ?
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#3
i wouldnt doubt it
all the heat from the battery sitting on your nuts
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Only if you dipped your laptop in radioactive waste.
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#5
depends where in your lap it is, i guess... I keep it on my knees, away from the jewels, for example.
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#6
I've heard this too.

It would probably be smart to keep it on a desk or on your knees.
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My crotch gets a bit toasty but my swimmers are alright.

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#8
The heat might lower your sperm count or something, but I seriously doubt it will make you sterile.
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yeah, lets lol at the obvious troll response. One that can't spell "sterile", and one which throws up Wikianswers of all websites as its first hit. TS got buuuurrrrrrnnnnt.

Oh no wait....
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#15
I thought it was more the wireless waves (or something) that did it rather than heat!!
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I thought it was more the wireless waves (or something) that did it rather than heat!!


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#17
Testicles hang outside of the rest of the body because they need a lower heat to produce sperm. Therefore something like a laptop that heats them up will make for a less friendly sperm producing environment.

TS, you have made it very clear that you are a female, which means you have no testicles for heat to damage.
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Testicles hang outside of the rest of the body because they need a lower heat to produce sperm. Therefore something like a laptop that heats them up will make for a less friendly sperm producing environment.

TS, you have made it very clear that you are a female, which means you have no testicles for heat to damage.


I was under the impression that your genitalia was at a higher temperature. If I want to warm my hands up my crotch does that very well.
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I was under the impression that your genitalia was at a higher temperature. If I want to warm my hands up my crotch does that very well.

Friction creates heat.
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Testicles hang outside of the rest of the body because they need a lower heat to produce sperm. Therefore something like a laptop that heats them up will make for a less friendly sperm producing environment.

TS, you have made it very clear that you are a female, which means you have no testicles for heat to damage.

She may just want to know cause her b/f plays 14 hours of WoW a day with his laptop in his...well, his lap of course.
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She may just want to know cause her b/f plays 14 hours of WoW a day with his laptop in his...well, his lap of course.


Don't you mean 14 hours of porn


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I was under the impression that your genitalia was at a higher temperature. If I want to warm my hands up my crotch does that very well.


your crotch is warmer than your hands because it's protected by clothes that keep it warm, while your hands aren't. However, your balls are a bit cooler than your body temperature, meaning that if you were to cut a gash in your body and stick your hands in there, it would be warmer than feeling your testicles.
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#23
And TS, why do you care? you're a girl.
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#24
no, I do it all the time and have no problems.. and why would it?
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no, I do it all the time and have no problems.. and why would it?

How the hell do you know if you're sterile or not? How many kids do you have?
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How the hell do you know if you're sterile or not? How many kids do you have?

I didn't mean:
"oh I've got 20 kids, and I grew up with my laptop down my pants"
I meant "Stop caring about such trivial bullshit, I do it, it's never crossed my mind, don't believe all the crap that comes out of your friends mouths"
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#28
I place my laptop on a table, thus making it a table...top.
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#30
Yes, the radiation will seal up your baby maker, better get off UG before it's too late.
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#32
If this is true then I am going to keep my computer on my lap every time I use it.

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