#1
Hey Pit monkeys.
So, i remember back in that when I couldn't play guitar. I would always pick one up, and try my hardest to get some sound that even closely resembles music to come from it and too much of my avail it never worked. Since I learned how to play, I from time to time pick it up when someone is around and try to make it sound like I have no idea what i'm doing before I rip into some solo, but for some reason I can not seem to make the same putrid filth style of noise that seemed to be my only tune. Anyone else like that? Once I learned, it seems as I can not unlearn it from my brain, even as a joke.
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#2
That's an epic idea, but to play sh|t just scrape the strings with the pick loads and barely fret with your fingers whilst moving them rapidly around the lower end of the neck
#3
What?
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#5
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Why would you want to play badly?

re-read it, so people thinks he's balls @ guitar then he plays something well, for novelty effect of course.
#6
i still cant randomly solo

its because the little musician in you mind slaps the inner ideot saying "NO, i will not allow this!"
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#7
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Why would you want to play badly?
Sometimes playing badly can cause tension, which, in some cases, could actually help a song, although generally, I think you'd just go with dissonant note choice....
#8
stupid idea
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re-read it, so people thinks he's balls @ guitar then he plays something well, for novelty effect of course.

I read it perfectly well the first time. I understand where he is coming from. I simply can't fathom a motive.
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