#1
Discuss David Chappel here
post your favorite vids, etc.

What did the five fingers say to the face Pit?
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#3
I LOVE DAVID CHAPPEL.

I'm gonna go find out who the **** he is, now.

By "find out who he is", I mean "I'm lazy, who is he?"
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#6
You know what my favorite moment was?

When his TV show ended.


That and people not quoting him every 5-****ing-seconds of every ****ing minute of every ****ing hour of every ****ing day.
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#8
im a fan of the samuel jackson beer
though i cant find a good one on youtube

there f*ckers
you happy
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#9
Quote by lefthandman9876
oh look at me, i can say the N word gratuitously, my act is totally original, buy my dvd's.



I find his racial humor to be quite clever...
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#10
i dont find he uses the n word too much
its not like he says it every other line
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#12
nobody has asked what the five fingers did in fact say to the face
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#14

My favorite one is the skit he does of sesame street. I can't remember the name of it.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#15
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {****} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {****} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
No friends, and no future
#20
Quote by darkstar2466


My favorite Chappelle moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzn55RGAvuA



Killin them Softly is one of the best stand-ups I have ever seen.


R.Kelly skit
Clayton Bigsby skit
Prince skit with Charlie Murphy
2 pac skit

all good ones.
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#21
does wayne brady hAVETA CHOKE A BlTCH

also the lil jon skits
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#25
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#26
That guys a racist and only sometimes funny.
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#28
hes no doubt the best comedian of his time
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#29
Anyone seen his Behind the Actors Studio interview? One of the best inerviews I've ever seen.

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#30
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That guys a racist and only sometimes funny.

He's nowhere near a racist.
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

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#31
Quote by coryklok
Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us, we'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a {nigga} do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, {****} George W. -- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {****} is that?
It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't {shit}
You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip
And if you hit the table one more time then the record might skip
Might skip... I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
No friends, and no future


Great skit
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#33
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?




#34
nigga wut da fuck is joose?

i want dat purpal shit