So, pit, what is the worst fart you've ever done?

I only ask not as a sexual fetish, but because I just basically sharted on my own bedsheets that I have to sleep in now, so it made me wonder.

inb4 "shit thread" etc.
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O gawd, a shart? Shit, I can't remember the last time I sharted before I actually went to the toilet!

Just curious...You're not going to wash your sheets? You're in for some serious pink-eye, bro.
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I had like food poisoning or something a few days back, and I sharted. Not too serious though.
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Wow TS...really? You're gonna sleep in your own feces now?

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