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#1
Hey pit what random questions can you come up with for me to ask a girl i like about? Thanks!
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#3
Let her talk about herself?
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#4
What colour are your eyes right now?
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#9
If you have good hair, talk about hair. Bonus points if she frys/dyes/straightens her hair so you can give her shit about it, don't forget to mention that your sure she would look better with natural hair colour/wave.

Its all about confidence, no confidence? Do cocaine before speaking to her.
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#10
How about you just go along with what the conversation offers? It's not that hard. I can do it, and I'm a socially inept fool
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#12
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#13
Please dnt criticize this we are just having a random conversation.
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Jackson JS30RR FR (w/ SD AHB-1 in bridge)
Peavey Ultra 112
Digitech RP350
Dunlop KH95 Crybaby
Ibanez XPT700
ISP Decimator
#14
If you can't talk to someone without someone else's help, it's not gonna work.

Also, fap raep buttsecks
#15
1- Tell her that you like to get drunk.
2- Proceed the get crazy drunk.
3- Girl laugh.
4- ?????
5- Profit (aka. sleep w/girl)
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#16
Do you like Mudkipz?

Can I stick it in your butt?

Do you want a Mudkip in your butt?

You're not a guy in drag are you?

Is your penis bigger than mine?
#17
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Having this kind of pre-set plan is guaranteed to fail and make you look like a witless fool who can't think on his feet.

Sorry, and all.

I agree with this.
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#21
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Hit up the relationship thread man. You'll get more Useful responses.


Better yet, read the super-mega secret FAQ on page 1 that answers 90% of all questions you might have. Just don't tell anyone about it. We like to keep it a secret.
#22
Talk to her about stuff you know. Tell her about yourself, and if she looks like she's bored, ask what about you? Try to ask things that won't end in "Yeah" or "Nah". Also ask her questions, turn the conversation around so she sort of tells a story, just to get things going.
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#23
Never said i was gonna use anything you guys say i'm just wondering what you can come up with.
My equipment:
Jackson JS30RR FR (w/ SD AHB-1 in bridge)
Peavey Ultra 112
Digitech RP350
Dunlop KH95 Crybaby
Ibanez XPT700
ISP Decimator
#24
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Please dnt criticize this we are just having a random conversation.

Obviously not, else you wouldn't be asking for help.
You're just going to stumble over everything if you overthink it.
#25
Go with the flow of the conversation, and make sure to ask open ended questions and actually LISTEN!

Real answer: grow some balls
#26
lol at this thread
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#27
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Never said i was gonna use anything you guys say i'm just wondering what you can come up with.

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#28
Hey i know i'm gonna get the most idiotic crap out of this thread so why not! I'm just asking you's cause i'm bored even though i already got a conversation started with her.
My equipment:
Jackson JS30RR FR (w/ SD AHB-1 in bridge)
Peavey Ultra 112
Digitech RP350
Dunlop KH95 Crybaby
Ibanez XPT700
ISP Decimator
#29
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Hey i know i'm gonna get the most idiotic crap out of this thread so why not! I'm just asking you's cause i'm bored even though i already got a conversation started with her.


Stop defending yourself, you were already a lost cause
#30
Just buy that bitch a pony.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#31
talk about ur band Black Steel here on ultimate guitar
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#32
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talk about ur band Black Steel here on ultimate guitar

That would actually be a cool idea. That should give you plenty of RANDOM stuff to talk about.
#33
"If you could mix any 3 pokemon together, which ones would they be?"

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#34
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That would actually be a cool idea. That should give you plenty of RANDOM stuff to talk about.

Already did didn't work
My equipment:
Jackson JS30RR FR (w/ SD AHB-1 in bridge)
Peavey Ultra 112
Digitech RP350
Dunlop KH95 Crybaby
Ibanez XPT700
ISP Decimator
#35
Quote by Trickle7052
Already did didn't work


Did you send that bitch a smiley face? Bitches love smiley faces.
I want women throwing their thongs 'cause I wrote their favorite songs.
#36
do you want herpes?
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#37
Well everyone thanks anyways i just wanted to get a few laughs out of this which i did. thanks!
My equipment:
Jackson JS30RR FR (w/ SD AHB-1 in bridge)
Peavey Ultra 112
Digitech RP350
Dunlop KH95 Crybaby
Ibanez XPT700
ISP Decimator
#38
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Did you send that bitch a smiley face? Bitches love smiley faces.


Hehehehe
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


Parker Nitefly Mojo sonnn
Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#39
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Did you send that bitch a smiley face? Bitches love smiley faces.



If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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#40
1. immediately mention without any sort of subtlety or restraint that you play guitar.

2. she will tongue your balls.
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