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#1
what are some activities i can do whilst pooping?
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#3
inb4 fapping.

Oh, so you wanna be like that then, huh?
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#4
Poop?

edit: challenge 24 always works
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read
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#7
anally probe kittens.


just sayin'...
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#8
saving the world with a noble steed as you gallop through the medows saving every sauty wench you see in peril
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#10
I like to sit when I poop.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#11
just bring an ipod along, doesn't really take that long anyway...
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#12
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Jerkin' it.


I once heard a story about a guy who got head from his girlfriend whilst taking a shit.

To this day, I can't help but wonder which was the greater release.
#13
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just bring an ipod along, doesn't really take that long anyway...

youre doing it wrong.
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#14
Here's a list of things to do,
Whilst you're making number two.
Yes my humor's awfully blue,
But why not make it fun to poo?

While you're crapping just pretend,
That your butt's an ATM.
Withdraw cash from your rear-end.
Grab some poop and spend, spend, spend!

Picture you are in a race,
Passing cars with each strained face.
Try and keep up with the pace,
Or you will finish in "turd" place.

Phone a pal and start to chat.
Let him hear your feces splat.
He'll say, "What the hell was that?"
Then say, "Nothing, I just shat."

Put a plunger 'tween your knees.
Fly a plane above the trees.
Soaring with the blowing breeze,
Dropping "bombs" on enemies.

Grab your toilet paper roll.
Shove a piece straight up your hole.
Watch it dangle in the bowl.
Yeah it's weird but that's the goal.

Pretend your dung is dynamite,
Grab a match and strike the light.
Drop it in and hang on tight,
Just in case it does ignite.

Be a judge upon his bench,
In a trial 'bout the stench.
Overrule with every clench,
Flush the guilty down the trench.

Do not flush for several weeks,
'Til that bathroom really reeks.
Then go in and squeeze those cheeks.
Practice "holding breath" techniques.

(This one's only for the guys.)
Stuff your goods between your thighs.
Try and win the target prize,
Peeing on your poopy pies.

Here's one for that nasty deuce.
When your bowels are really loose.
Imagine you are making juice,
Freshly squeezed from your caboose.

Here is one last little tip.
Play a game of Battleship.
You've got gas? Then let 'er rip!
Try and make the big logs flip.

Now my list is all but done.
Maybe you can try just one.
You'll be hooked once you've begun.
Hope you all have "loads" of fun!
#15
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I once heard a story about a guy who got head from his girlfriend whilst taking a shit.

To this day, I can't help but wonder which was the greater release.

It's called a blumpkin.

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edit: challenge 24 always works

Go on.
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#16
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Go on.


It's a card game. Google "24 Game".
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Be a man, read a newspaper.

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#23
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It's a card game. Google "24 Game".


just from personal experience, i refuse to google anything that someone on UG or the internet in general tells me to...


#26
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Preferably Pokemon

EDIT: ^ Good man.
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where a silly hat,learn how to play all of dark side of the moon on "X" instrument,get smashed,smoke a fatty,fart,eat a Sunday,call/text friends saying"im pooping",do your taxes,play gameboy,write your Christmas list for Santa next year,eat mini-tacos.
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#32
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I once heard a story about a guy who got head from his girlfriend whilst taking a shit.

To this day, I can't help but wonder which was the greater release.



It was tucker max. That guy is a god among men. Stiffler x 3441423212
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#33
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It was tucker max. That guy is a god among men. Stiffler x 3441423212


Too bad that book is fiction.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

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#34
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Too bad that book is fiction.


No it's not

he has picture evidence for a lot of his stories.
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#35
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No it's not

he has picture evidence for a lot of his stories.


I'm sure more than one of those stories was quite heavily embellished to help sell books.
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

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#36
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I'm sure more than one of those stories was quite heavily embellished to help sell books.


Well, his main purpose isn't to sell books and make money, since he posts all or most of the stories on his website for free. His stories that have documented proof are just as crazy as the ones that don't, so he doesn't really have any reason to lie.
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#37
sing Enrique Iglesias
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#39
CRAP N' FAP. Anyone? Anyone?
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#40
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YES POKEMON!!!!

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